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- Okay, please don't forget to remind him, okay?

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Thank you.

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- Would you sign it?

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It was by far your best one.

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- Oh, you didn't like the others?

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- [Stylist] No, I did.

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- [Crew Member] Alive in five, four.

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- Well, we are thrilled to have Jillian James back with us,

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with her new book.

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It's called How to Pick Your Second Husband.

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Hey Jillian, welcome to the show.

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- Thank you for having me.

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- Now you take a very practical look

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at picking your husband.

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What inspired you to write this?

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- Well, every 36 seconds

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there's a divorce happening in America,

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which tells me there's a problem,

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and we could be doing something better.

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- Are you suggesting that we pick a husband

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the same way we might write out a grocery list?

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- Well, when you go out to buy a car,

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you know what options you want.

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You ask to see a report to make sure it hasn't been damaged.

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- Yes.

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- When we go out to dinner,

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we only go to places with good reviews.

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- Well, you know, that's true.

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I live on my Yelp.

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- Exactly, and in the most important decision of our life,

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we rely on feelings.

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- Yes, but come on.

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Don't you think the heart wants what the heart wants?

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All right, well, I'm gonna tell you what my viewers want.

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They wanna know, is this how you picked your husband?

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- (laughs) Justin and I met in grad school.

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We had a lot in common.

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We had the same friends, same goals.

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So yes, I would say so.

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He fit into the profile of what I needed.

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- Good, this is good stuff,

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and I'm so sorry we're out of time,

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but I do have to offer you a congratulations.

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You are getting a very special award tonight.

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- Thank you.

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- All right, well, thanks so much for this,

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and if you haven't gotten your copy of the book,

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you need to.

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All right, we'll be back right after this.

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That was great. Thank you.

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- Good luck, on everything. - Oh, thank you.

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Oh, you know what? I referred you to two of my friends, Lauren and Jack Murray.

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- Oh.

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- You know, they were the perfect couple until,

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I don't know, it sort of all just blew up.

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- [Jillian] Wow, that's too bad.

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- Well actually, if you ask me,

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they are so busy playing the blame game that they

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they just oughta look in the mirror, you know what I mean?

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- You're fine.

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You're doing great.

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Remember what we talked about.

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- You know, when Harry brought me out here,

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all he did was yell at me.

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Do this, do that.

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- Yeah, well at least Harry came.

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Could you imagine

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Bob out here? (phone rings)

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You're in some

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- Whoa. - Cart to drive around in

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all day, (phone rings)

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or some cute little girl serving snacks.

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Forget about it. (phone rings)

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- Hey, Hudson. - Hi, Justin.

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I'm confirming you'll be there before seven.

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- [Justin] Be where?

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- I don't, uh--

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- [Hudson] The dinner for Jillian.

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- I'm kidding.

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I wouldn't forget that.

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- (sighs) Good.

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Okay, seven o'clock at St. James' Room.

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Suit and tie.

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Jillian laid them out for you.

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Please don't be late.

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- Got it, boss.

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- Would you excuse me for a second?

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Hi.

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- [Justin] Mm, (smooches) you look great.

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- Where's your suit?

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- I'm happy to see you too.

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No one's looking at me.

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They're all looking at you.

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- You're wearing your boots.

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- I promise no one's looking at my feet.

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- (sighs) You would have looked so perfect.

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- Let it go.

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It was a nice evening,

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you gave a great speech,

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and it's over now.

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- [Jillian] Just once, I wish things would go as planned.

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- Sorry, I was running a few minutes behind.

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- [Jillian] Forget it, it's fine.

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- I'm not the therapist,

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but that sounds a little passive-aggressive.

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- You're right.

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You're not the therapist.

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it's gonna spew.

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- I think your words were, let it go.

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I get it.

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You're not changing.

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- [Justin] What's wrong with me?

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- I'm tired.

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I'm going to sleep.

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- [Radio] Good Wednesday to you.

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I'm meteorologist Cindy Fitzgibbon.

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Probably one of the nicest days of the entire summer.

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Wall-to-wall sunshine and low humidity.

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Look at these high temperatures.

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Low to a few mid-80s

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through the Merrimack Valley metro west.

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but really the key here is the dry, comfortable air,

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pleasant overnight temperatures, nice afternoons.

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It's all courtesy of high pressure bringing down

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(sighs) that dry air from the north,

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but the humidity is to our south and west,

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- You're still mad I didn't wear a suit last night?

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- See, when you say it like that, you make me sound petty.

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- Well, then what is it?

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- I feel like you don't respect me enough

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to be there for me when I ask.

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- Jill,

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I was there.

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- You were barely there.

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- Don't even know what that means.

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- Well, it means that I

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I would like to depend on you once in a while.

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- Mm-hmm.

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Well, I have an early anniversary gift for you.

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- What, are you gonna wave something shiny in front of me?

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- No, I know better than to pick out jewelry for you.

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I booked us that trip we always talk about.

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We'll be in Paris for our anniversary.

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- Wow.

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That's very sweet of you.

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You know, it's you that always talks about that trip,

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and you know I can't go.

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Not now.

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- [Justin] You can't, or you won't?

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- No, I can't.

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My publisher needs the first draft of my next book

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by the end of the month.

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- If only there was some kind of

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mobile device that you could take with you and

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write while you're away.

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- (sighs) I don't even have an idea yet.

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You know, a lot of people think that's my best one.

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- Make a list.

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Your ideal husband would...

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- Okay, can we not do this now?

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- My ideal husband would...

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Wear suits and always be on time.

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That's what you thought you were getting.

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- [Jillian] But you weren't happy.

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- Yeah, now you're not happy.

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- [Jillian] You can't make me happy or unhappy.

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You don't have that power.

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- [Jillian] I have a nine o'clock.

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- You always conveniently have an appointment

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whenever we start to talk.

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- We just talked.

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- [Hudson] Justin dropped this by

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while you were with someone.

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- [Jillian] Dinner, 6:00 p.m. at the Oak Room.

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- I'll be right back with the dessert menu.

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- Thanks.

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Those are the best short ribs I ever had.

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I'm ready to go home and pack.

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How 'bout you?

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- I told you I can't go.

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- I know you don't love surprises.

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This is the only way --

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- Look, how can I go when I have so much going on?

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- Just 'cause you can't go, doesn't mean I can't go, right?

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- You wanna go on our trip without me?

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- Well, uh...

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Thanks.

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- Anything else? Coffee?

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- No, we're fine.

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- Just the bill.

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- You think you can fix something with a trip?

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You can't.

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- So you're saying you want me to stay, as in

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as in not go?

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- Well, just because I can't go

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doesn't mean I want you to go without me.

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- Well yeah, then come with me.

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- No, I have a deadline.

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- (sighs) Your life is one big deadline.

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- Well, somebody has to pay the bills.

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- There it is.

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What should I tell everyone?

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- Whatever you want.

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(sighs)

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If you could go back in time and do it all over again,

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would you choose me?

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It's a simple question, Jill.

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You shouldn't have to think.

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(sighs)

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- Just go.

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- Good boy. (laughs)

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Isn't he cute?

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- Think I oughta put on some sad music

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to go with those sad eyes.

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- [Nicole] Look, he likes you.

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- Are we doing this again?

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You ask me to take one of these sad little dogs

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just because they don't have a home.

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- You are in a great mood.

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- Oh, well you wouldn't believe what Justin did.

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- Well, unless he's peeing on your carpet,

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I don't think I can help you.

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- No, he expected me to just drop everything

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and go on some stupid trip with him.

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- But you didn't wanna go?

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- I can't, so he just packed his bag and left.

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- That doesn't sound like Justin.

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- Okay, why does everyone think

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that he's the cool, easygoing one, and I'm the--

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- Maybe it's wanderlust.

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That's a thing, you know,

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or he could be going through a midlife crisis early.

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- Okay, we're not midlife.

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- I said early.

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- [Jillian] I can't just leave on a whim.

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- You know, they do say absence makes the heart grow...

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What is it?

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Closer?

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- You know what, though?

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I'm not the problem.

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It's him.

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We used to want the same things,

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and now I can't even get him into a suit without a fight.

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- Tell me this isn't about clothes.

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- What happened to the guy I married, huh?

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I feel like I don't even know him anymore.

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- You know, this probably isn't even about you.

266
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He's gonna come back, and everything is gonna be just fine.

267
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:06,918
- What if it isn't?

268
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- Wanna go get some food?

269
00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:12,390
- No, I'm not hungry.

270
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- You can watch me eat, mm?

271
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,762
- No, I gotta get back to the office,

272
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,597
so other people can tell me

273
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,232
all about their terrible problems.

274
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- Oh, hi.

275
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Please.

276
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(camera beeps)

277
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:37,415
So, how did it go this week?

278
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,785
Jack, why don't you go first?

279
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:44,022
- Okay, well, I tried to do everything she wanted.

280
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:44,989
- That's the problem.

281
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,759
I don't want you to try to do what I want.

282
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,028
I want you to want to do those things.

283
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,831
- See, you'd think she'd be happy I'm even trying.

284
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:53,932
What's my motivation?

285
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:54,999
- You need motivation?

286
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:55,834
- Okay, let's

287
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,368
let's just back up.

288
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Let's agree that you two being here this week is good.

289
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:02,040
- [Jack] Thank you.

290
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,342
- And we can agree that there's still work to do.

291
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:08,046
Let's look at your marriage as a team sport,

292
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and you two are teammates.

293
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,283
You're not competing against each other.

294
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,685
- I don't play team sports.

295
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,586
I run.

296
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,222
- Can you say that you can trust Jack?

297
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,056
(laughs)

298
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:18,957
Can you depend on him?

299
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,225
- Not really.

300
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,860
- Okay, well we have to talk about that,

301
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:22,660
because without trust-- - Whoa,

302
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,028
what did I ever do?

303
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:27,899
- This doesn't have to be about you, Jack.

304
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:31,035
Look, you two have gone through a lot of experiences,

305
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,371
in childhood, in past relationships,

306
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,973
that shape who you are.

307
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,175
(anxious music)

308
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,477
This is you, Lauren,

309
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,147
and this is Jack.

310
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,517
See, you're filled with marbles,

311
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,221
otherwise known as, uh, baggage,

312
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:53,091
and when we start dating, you guys are so polite

313
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,927
that you keep your marbles to yourself,

314
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:59,564
but in an intimate relationship, you just start bumping

315
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,398
(marbles rattling)

316
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,866
into each other.

317
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:02,700
(laughing stressfully)

318
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:03,768
It's only natural.

319
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,770
We, we can't keep from it.

320
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,038
(anxious music)

321
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:07,839
This is the stuff that we have in us.

322
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,040
It's going to come out,

323
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,508
and you have to deal with this stuff!

324
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,978
- Are you okay?

325
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,615
- Yes.

326
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:18,516
Yes.

327
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,185
Yes.

328
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:26,457
I think we should continue this next week.

329
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,859
- [Lauren] Okay.

330
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,498
(sighing)

331
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,206
- You are the most married person I know.

332
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,042
How are you guys still happy?

333
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,778
- How is your me time?

334
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,315
- (sighs) Oh, it's very quiet.

335
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,618
- [Nicole] (gasps) That is something it is not around here.

336
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,053
Hello.

337
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,788
Hello, hello.

338
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,489
- I wish someone was that excited to see me when I get home.

339
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,058
- Well, if you had a dog...

340
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,459
- Well, except I don't want a dog.

341
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,994
- Come to the park with us.

342
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,295
- It's Saturday.

343
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,763
You're allowed to have fun.

344
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,298
- Well, I'm working on my new book.

345
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,734
- Oh, now that does sound fun.

346
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:10,768
- Hey, it is.

347
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,003
I finally have an idea.

348
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:15,440
It's called How to Unlock the Secret to a Happy Marriage.

349
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,675
You know, if I can give people something quantitative,

350
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,744
something that they can just check off a list,

351
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,980
- So have you found the secret yet?

352
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,916
- Not yet, but I'm compiling a list of the traits

353
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,318
of my relationships of the clients that I work with,

354
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,653
or the couples that I know,

355
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,789
like you guys, on the success side.

356
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:35,493
Once I find the common denominator, well, that's a secret,

357
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:37,996
but you guys have fun.

358
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,098
- Thanks, 'bye honey. (smooches)

359
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,000
- 'Bye. - 'Bye. (smooches)

360
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:41,566
Thanks for brunch.

361
00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:44,635
(wistful acoustic guitar music)

362
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,605
- Hey Jill, come on, let your grandpa finish that.

363
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,207
It's gonna rain.

364
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,708
- It's gonna rain.

365
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:51,642
I'll be in there.

366
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,528
- You look like you have the weight of the world

367
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,497
on your shoulders.

368
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,565
- You know, I'm writing a new book.

369
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,235
It's called How to Unlock the Secret to a Happy Marriage.

370
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,669
- That's wonderful.

371
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,938
- Yeah, it's a great title, but it's all I have.

372
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:26,044
- So this is where I get to impart my words of wisdom?

373
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:26,944
- Yep.

374
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,948
- I'm gonna tell you what my mother told me.

375
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,018
Find someone you love,

376
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:37,955
and then hold on 'cause it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

377
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,491
- You know, I was kinda hoping

378
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,727
that you'd give me a list of dos and don'ts,

379
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:43,861
you know, secrets.

380
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,230
- You're overthinking it.

381
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,498
It's not that hard.

382
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,699
Or that easy.

383
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,435
- (sighs) I know it's hard.

384
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,803
I'm not sure about easy.

385
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,306
I mean, you found the right guy.

386
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,009
How did you do that?

387
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:58,843
- Found him?

388
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:02,313
There were two boys my age, and he had the car.

389
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,416
My family grew up in a small town,

390
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,485
and he lived right down the road.

391
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,822
- You picked Grandpa because he had a car?

392
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:15,760
- Hey, things were a lot more pragmatic back in those days,

393
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,496
and he's really cute too.

394
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:24,102
- He was cute and he had a car.

395
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,002
- You got it.

396
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:30,374
(traffic rumbling)

397
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,111
- Hey.

398
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,446
- [Jillian] Hey, hi, hi.

399
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,380
Hi.

400
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,583
- Mm, so you find that secret sauce yet?

401
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,151
- You guys make it look so easy.

402
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,220
- Anyone that thinks relationships are easy

403
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,287
hasn't been in one.

404
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,555
- What are you talking about?

405
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:45,790
- [Jillian] Hey, you need any help?

406
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,793
- No, I think I have it under control.

407
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,229
- I love her.

408
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,130
- Aaron, you want a taste?

409
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,431
- (gasps) Yeah.

410
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,632
- Yeah, okay.

411
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,466
- Mm.

412
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,301
(laughing and cooing)

413
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,603
(moans)

414
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,271
- All right, that's all you get until dinner.

415
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,506
Will you do me a favor

416
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,974
and finish putting ice in the glasses,

417
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,609
and also light the candles?

418
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,443
- I'm on it.

419
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,477
- Thanks, babe.

420
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,015
- Huh, well, you obviously have it all figured out.

421
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,783
- What's that?

422
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,319
- You literally have Aaron eating out of your hand.

423
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,154
- (scoffs) Very funny.

424
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,455
- No, I'm serious.

425
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,923
Like, he would do anything for you,

426
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,658
and he'd be happy to do it.

427
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:21,659
He adores you.

428
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,694
- [Aaron] Anything else, honey?

429
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:26,364
- Uh, maybe some music, thanks.

430
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,933
Go get your toy and take it to Daddy.

431
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:32,103
(mellow jazz music)

432
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,972
- You are a puppet master.

433
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,440
- I just know what they want.

434
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,510
(doorbell rings)

435
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,112
- [Aaron] I'll get it.

436
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:42,013
♪ I don't know why

437
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,114
- Unbelievable.

438
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:46,684
♪ It's so funny, but it seems

439
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:50,855
♪ I get so high in springtime

440
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,523
- [Jillian] Okay, seriously?

441
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,958
I thought you guys had something rare,

442
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,359
something that I wanted.

443
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,460
That's no gift.

444
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,663
You, you burst my bubble.

445
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,731
- Aaron is the best thing that's ever happened to me,

446
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,533
and we're both very happy.

447
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,368
Your bubble is fine.

448
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,503
- Did you have him neutered too?

449
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,737
- Stop it.

450
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,206
- You know, maybe there is no secret.

451
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:11,175
Maybe it's like Al Capone's vault: nothing there.

452
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,543
You know, I spend my day

453
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,178
listening marriage problems that I can't fix,

454
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,680
and all I wanna say to them is,

455
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,415
like, why did you ever get married?

456
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,016
- Maybe you should take some time off.

457
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,484
- You know, people, they think,

458
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,719
they expect that they're gonna be

459
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,989
in some part of very small, exclusive group of the people

460
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,857
that found the right person, but there's what?

461
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,594
There's what, seven billion people in the world?

462
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,662
Okay, yeah, those are great odds.

463
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,197
- Hey, how many of those have you had?

464
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:33,898
Have you slept?

465
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,600
- No, I have to finish the book

466
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,336
that unlocks the secret to happiness in a relationship,

467
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,204
and when Justin get home,

468
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,672
if Justin ever gets home,

469
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,507
I need to know the secrets.

470
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,043
- This stays between the two of us, you understand?

471
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,512
I treat my husband

472
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,881
the way I wanna be treated.

473
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,017
- Okay, see that's not funny.

474
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,218
(laughs)

475
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,686
No, you can see how vulnerable I am.

476
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:56,854
- What do you want?

477
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:59,457
- Why is it that people that know exactly what it takes

478
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,691
to have a successful marriage

479
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,093
don't wanna tell you?

480
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:02,793
Like what?

481
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:03,794
There's only enough happiness?

482
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:04,962
Is that it?

483
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:08,833
- If you breathe a word of this to anyone, I will deny it.

484
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,536
(gently tense folk-jazz music)

485
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:16,140
So we hadn't been married for very long, and we were fine.

486
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,442
We were adjusting to married life,

487
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:21,612
and I decided that I wanted a puppy, and so we got one,

488
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:24,782
and he was adorable, and a handful,

489
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:27,818
and we read all of the books, and nothing was working.

490
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:29,954
So we decided to go to a class.

491
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,155
The woman was amazing.

492
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:34,959
She was a miracle worker, and she made it look so easy.

493
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,627
She suggested that we get another dog

494
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,262
to keep our dog company during the day

495
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,463
when we weren't there,

496
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,432
and I asked, with this one, if I could train, you know,

497
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,135
'cause I wanted to learn how to do it myself.

498
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:46,604
- Oh, so she taught you to be the dog whisperer.

499
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,240
- She taught me everything about training a dog.

500
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,644
- Huh,

501
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:57,248
so you accidentally trained your husband?

502
00:21:57,283 --> 00:22:00,785
- No, I just realized how good dogs have it.

503
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,421
- All right, so you're saying that walks and treats

504
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,523
are the secret to your marriage?

505
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:06,624
- Does that sound silly?

506
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,792
- Nerd.

507
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,194
No, it doesn't sound silly, that's

508
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,796
It's ridiculous.

509
00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:24,041
I mean, I know that it was another woman, but was that all?

510
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,444
- [Mona] Is that not enough?

511
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,346
- Well, I mean, an affair is normally a symptom,

512
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:29,313
not a problem.

513
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:31,082
We didn't communicate,

514
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:32,917
grew apart,

515
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,553
had nothing in common,

516
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:37,388
how-to-how.

517
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:38,689
- That's helpful.

518
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:40,124
- [Mona] Did Justin?

519
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,759
- No no no no no.

520
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:46,564
- You are an accomplished, independent woman,

521
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:49,033
and you don't need a man.

522
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:50,935
- But don't you miss the companionship?

523
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:51,836
- I have a cat.

524
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:55,139
Don't look at me like that.

525
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,707
I just have one cat.

526
00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:58,476
- And that's your dream in life?

527
00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:01,212
Just a cat to live happily ever after with?

528
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:02,913
- I am not wasting my time

529
00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:04,815
chasing something that doesn't exist.

530
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,984
- Yeah see, but it does exist.

531
00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:08,152
I've seen it.

532
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:10,788
It's rare, but I've seen it.

533
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,456
And look, you've seen it too.

534
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:13,657
Grandma and Grandpa have it.

535
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,326
They're happy.

536
00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:18,629
- Okay, it exists, but it's extremely rare,

537
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:22,133
and my mother made her whole life about my father.

538
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:23,934
Is that what you wanna do?

539
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:27,638
(wistful folk-jazz music)

540
00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:46,157
- Can I help you find something?

541
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:47,091
- Yes, hi.

542
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:49,760
I was looking for a book on training a puppy.

543
00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:51,462
- [Librarian] Oh, what kind is he?

544
00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:54,098
- I don't know yet, just thinking about getting one.

545
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,467
- Oh, well you know they're a lot of work.

546
00:23:56,502 --> 00:23:59,170
I'd recommend getting one that's already been trained.

547
00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:00,871
We had an awful time.

548
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:02,306
We had to replace the carpet.

549
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:03,140
- [Jillian] Oh.

550
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:05,776
- Right here.

551
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,311
Let's see.

552
00:24:07,346 --> 00:24:08,145
Oh, here.

553
00:24:08,181 --> 00:24:09,079
This one, and

554
00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:13,217
You know, take your time,

555
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:15,686
and pick the one that's right for you.

556
00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:16,520
- I will.

557
00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:17,221
Thank you so much.

558
00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:18,355
- [Librarian] You're welcome.

559
00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:21,492
(fretful jazzy music)

560
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:54,191
- So, about our talk last week...

561
00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:55,392
- I went to the library

562
00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:57,661
and checked out some books on the subject.

563
00:24:57,697 --> 00:25:00,498
Surprisingly, it parallels with some behavioral studies

564
00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:01,832
that have already been done.

565
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:04,001
I'd like to try some of those for my new book.

566
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:04,869
- Hi.

567
00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:06,737
- Who wants a treat?

568
00:25:06,772 --> 00:25:07,938
Who wants a treat?

569
00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:09,874
I got some treats for you.

570
00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:10,841
(laughs)

571
00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:11,709
Yeah.

572
00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:15,579
Oh, you're the best. (smooches)

573
00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:16,413
Come on.

574
00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:18,849
- See?

575
00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:20,017
That's unbelievable.

576
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,218
- You want one?

577
00:25:21,254 --> 00:25:22,720
- No, you know I don't eat cookies,

578
00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:25,523
but I will take one of those dogs

579
00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:27,024
you're always trying to get rid of.

580
00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:28,592
But just a loaner.

581
00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:29,527
- [Nicole] Are you serious?

582
00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:30,361
- Mm-hmm.

583
00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:31,195
- [Nicole] Let's go.

584
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:33,163
(upbeat music)

585
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:36,901
♪ I think it's meant to be

586
00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:38,769
- Come here, little munchkin.

587
00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,971
(cooing)

588
00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:41,805
- [Jillian] Um...

589
00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:42,640
- Yeah?

590
00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:44,108
- Well, is he trained?

591
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:45,943
- Oh, Henry will be easy.

592
00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:46,911
He's smart.

593
00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,078
- You think he looks smart?

594
00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:53,183
- You two are perfect for each other.

595
00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:58,522
(jittery percussion music)

596
00:25:58,624 --> 00:26:00,524
- No, no. (groans)

597
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,093
Okay, come on, Henry.

598
00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:05,329
Come on.

599
00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:06,997
I'll take you outside.

600
00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:09,233
Let's go do that.

601
00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:10,301
All right, you ready?

602
00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:14,672
You gotta walk.

603
00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:16,740
Henry, walk.

604
00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:17,608
Come on.

605
00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:19,543
Okay.

606
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,146
Okay, we got you.

607
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,382
(grunts)

608
00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,254
Henry, come on.

609
00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:32,756
All right, well take your time.

610
00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:34,625
You probably need to get acclimated.

611
00:26:38,531 --> 00:26:39,763
(scratching)

612
00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:41,865
Did she give me a dog with fleas?

613
00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:43,767
Hey, Henry.

614
00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,069
Henry, do you need to go?

615
00:26:46,672 --> 00:26:50,341
I wonder if there's an app for bathroom breaks

616
00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:52,509
so we don't have another little accident.

617
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:56,447
Puddle and Pile, huh.

618
00:26:57,817 --> 00:26:59,883
Planning is the key to everything.

619
00:26:59,919 --> 00:27:01,318
You'll see, Henry.

620
00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:11,695
So about Joanne.

621
00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:13,664
(puppy moans)

622
00:27:13,699 --> 00:27:15,399
- What's that?

623
00:27:15,434 --> 00:27:16,233
- Nothing.

624
00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:18,068
(puppy yips)

625
00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:19,670
Sorry, it's

626
00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:21,071
It's a puppy.

627
00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:22,406
Go on.

628
00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:24,008
- Can we get him out?

629
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:27,211
- I'm afraid that will send the wrong message.

630
00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:29,146
- I don't think it'll hurt just once.

631
00:27:30,716 --> 00:27:32,049
Look at him.

632
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,718
Aw, come here.

633
00:27:36,922 --> 00:27:40,658
You just want someone to pick you up, don't you? (smooches)

634
00:27:41,594 --> 00:27:43,227
- This isn't very professional.

635
00:27:45,531 --> 00:27:48,732
- You should charge extra for puppy therapy.

636
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:52,903
- Well, he's not mine, but I'll take a note of that.

637
00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:55,172
- How's he doing through the night?

638
00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:56,674
- I'm sure he'll do fine.

639
00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:59,510
- Well, some of the nights are rough.

640
00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:01,178
- I have him on a schedule.

641
00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:03,714
So about Joanne.

642
00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:07,051
- Nothing I do seems to make her happy.

643
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,486
- Well no, you can't.

644
00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:11,622
You can do things with her

645
00:28:11,657 --> 00:28:13,190
that you think that she might enjoy,

646
00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:15,526
but ultimately it's up to her.

647
00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:17,428
She's responsible for her own feelings.

648
00:28:17,463 --> 00:28:18,696
- I know.

649
00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:21,565
Just wish there was something.

650
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,567
- Why don't we try and get her in again.

651
00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:27,071
- You should come home with me.

652
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,405
That might make her happy.

653
00:28:29,608 --> 00:28:32,710
- Okay, I'll see you next week,

654
00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:34,411
hopefully with Joanne.

655
00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:36,680
- Okay, bye-bye.

656
00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:42,686
- Hey, what am I gonna do with you?

657
00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:47,458
Are you hungry?

658
00:28:52,531 --> 00:28:56,400
- I don't understand why Justin is out traveling the world,

659
00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:57,735
and you got a dog.

660
00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:58,769
What's going on?

661
00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:01,238
- I didn't get a dog.

662
00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:02,139
I'm just, uh,

663
00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:03,140
I'm just helping Nicole out.

664
00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:04,775
This is temporary, that's all.

665
00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:07,411
- You don't think you're trying to cover up the fact

666
00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:09,446
that your biological clock is ticking away

667
00:29:09,482 --> 00:29:12,082
and your husband's out having the time of his life?

668
00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:17,755
- I'm sorry, did you learn that in one of your classes too?

669
00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:20,324
I'm not sharing my personal relationship,

670
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:23,460
or my reproductive life plan with you, Hudson.

671
00:29:23,496 --> 00:29:25,162
A dog is just that: a dog.

672
00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:27,765
- Well, your doctor's office keeps leaving you messages.

673
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,666
I don't know what to say, that's all.

674
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:33,470
- Okay, so you're obviously aware that Justin is gone now.

675
00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:34,671
- But I thought it was you.

676
00:29:34,707 --> 00:29:37,775
- I will be making my own doctor's appointment from now on.

677
00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:39,777
- Sorry.

678
00:29:39,812 --> 00:29:41,378
Didn't know you were so sensitive about it.

679
00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:42,212
- Oh, I'm not, I'm not.

680
00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:43,914
I'm fine, I'm fine.

681
00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:48,585
You know, I could really use a coffee run right now.

682
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:55,159
(poignant acoustic guitar music)

683
00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:04,835
Hudson doesn't know what she's talking about, does she?

684
00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:06,370
I mean, what does she know?

685
00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:07,604
What does she know about having a baby?

686
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,975
I mean, I'm not one of those women that has to have a baby.

687
00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,343
I have a career.

688
00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:15,813
What would I do with a baby?

689
00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:19,616
I can't just put a baby in a crate in a corner.

690
00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:25,522
I'm surprised Nicole even trusted me to take care of you.

691
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,728
(crickets chirping)

692
00:30:31,764 --> 00:30:34,431
(puppy whining)

693
00:30:37,703 --> 00:30:39,903
(sighing)

694
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:48,412
(anxious music)

695
00:30:57,122 --> 00:30:58,789
Hi buddy, what's wrong?

696
00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:01,491
Are you afraid of the dark?

697
00:31:02,628 --> 00:31:04,361
(puppy moans)

698
00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:08,398
Okay, I'm only negotiating this once with you.

699
00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:12,469
(puppy whines)

700
00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:14,938
I'm only doing it once, okay?

701
00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:16,940
But you have to stay in the kennel.

702
00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,442
I don't wanna send the wrong message.

703
00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:19,276
(puppy yips)

704
00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:21,378
Hey, let me finish.

705
00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,146
You can sleep by my bed, okay?

706
00:31:23,182 --> 00:31:26,950
(dog whines and yips)

707
00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:28,285
I know, you're probably lonely,

708
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,786
and I'm tired if you keep doing that.

709
00:31:29,822 --> 00:31:31,488
Let's go to bed, Henry.

710
00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:38,362
(birds chirping)

711
00:31:52,878 --> 00:31:54,478
Oh! Oh! Oh!

712
00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:55,312
Oh no!

713
00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:57,347
Oh no, no, no, no!

714
00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:58,415
We gotta go outside.

715
00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:00,751
(jittery percussive music)

716
00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:01,752
Nyuugh!

717
00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:02,920
Oh God!

718
00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:03,754
(slams) Ow!

719
00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:06,023
Ow! (gasping)

720
00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:07,324
Okay, come on.

721
00:32:29,882 --> 00:32:32,683
Hi, I'm returning the dog.

722
00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:34,451
I showed it where it's supposed to go to the bathroom,

723
00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:36,720
and it's going everywhere but there.

724
00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,022
And also, I didn't know dogs were supposed to be nocturnal.

725
00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:40,190
I didn't read that anywhere.

726
00:32:40,225 --> 00:32:41,024
- [Nicole] He's a puppy.

727
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:41,959
It takes time.

728
00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:43,694
You just have to be consistent.

729
00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:46,463
- Well, when am I supposed to go to sleep?

730
00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:48,699
What if I fall asleep while listening to a client?

731
00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,400
- [Nicole] How are you gonna do research for your book

732
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:51,368
if I take--

733
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:52,369
- Okay, well that's not fair.

734
00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:54,237
You have to help me.

735
00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:55,439
- [Nicole] Come to class.

736
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:56,673
We'll start on some basic commands.

737
00:32:57,676 --> 00:33:01,578
(gently tense folk-jazz music)

738
00:33:09,922 --> 00:33:14,624
- [Nicole] All right, looking good, mm-hmm, very good.

739
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:15,726
Good sit.

740
00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:16,994
Good sit.

741
00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:18,261
Good sit.

742
00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:19,629
Oh, hey.

743
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:20,530
- Hi.

744
00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:24,401
- Well, we don't beg when we want our dog to do something.

745
00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:25,402
We use a voice

746
00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:27,437
that's easy for them to understand the command.

747
00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:28,638
Henry, sit.

748
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:33,310
- [Jillian] Oh, okay, I've seen that before.

749
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,277
- Good sit.

750
00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:36,113
Practice with him a few more times, okay.

751
00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:37,014
- [Jillian] Okay.

752
00:33:37,049 --> 00:33:38,815
- Um, these are for Henry.

753
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,486
- All right, Henry.

754
00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:43,587
- Thank you so much for being here.

755
00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:44,821
We'll see you next week.

756
00:33:49,128 --> 00:33:51,194
Remember, short leash, close to you.

757
00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,329
- [Jillian] He's good, right?

758
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:53,163
- Yeah, he is.

759
00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:54,164
He is a good boy.

760
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,766
- Well, you make it look so easy.

761
00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:58,502
- Just give them praise when they learn something new.

762
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,637
- I'll use that in my book.

763
00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:02,272
- Have you heard from Justin?

764
00:34:02,307 --> 00:34:03,507
- No, not a word.

765
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:04,975
I thought he would text or something,

766
00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:06,209
let me know he's alive, but--

767
00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:07,277
- Did you reach out?

768
00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:10,781
- My assistant follows him on Instagram.

769
00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:12,115
- You could call.

770
00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:13,050
- You think?

771
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:14,885
- Well, seeing as we're not in junior high,

772
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,987
and we're married: yeah.

773
00:34:17,022 --> 00:34:18,655
- Okay, but don't you think he would call

774
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:20,490
if he'd wanna talk?

775
00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:21,825
- Do you wanna fix things?

776
00:34:23,095 --> 00:34:24,694
Take the first step.

777
00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,330
- And what should I say?

778
00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:28,865
- Well, you're the marriage therapist,

779
00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:30,500
so you probably know better than me,

780
00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:32,869
but maybe you could start with something like,

781
00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:34,538
how are you?

782
00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:36,706
Where are you?

783
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:38,875
Lead with that.

784
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:42,846
- Okay, yeah, I could do that.

785
00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:44,848
(exhales)

786
00:34:44,883 --> 00:34:46,083
(inhales)

787
00:34:46,118 --> 00:34:48,151
(sighs)

788
00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:51,121
(melancholy music)

789
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,900
(phone dings)

790
00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:10,040
- Hi, hope you are doing well.

791
00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:16,313
I'm fine, it's beautiful here.

792
00:35:20,085 --> 00:35:21,017
How are you?

793
00:35:21,053 --> 00:35:23,653
(phone bloops)

794
00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:28,525
(phone keys clicking)

795
00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:33,563
(phone bloops)

796
00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:35,765
- I'll send you a picture.

797
00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:39,903
Talk soon.

798
00:35:41,607 --> 00:35:42,439
Love you.

799
00:35:52,117 --> 00:35:54,618
(mumbles)

800
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:57,287
(phone bloops)

801
00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:06,963
(sighs)

802
00:36:08,133 --> 00:36:10,267
- Good night, Justin.

803
00:36:10,302 --> 00:36:11,201
I love you.

804
00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:16,239
(knocking)

805
00:36:18,944 --> 00:36:21,211
(knocking)

806
00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:23,079
(gasps)

807
00:36:23,115 --> 00:36:23,713
Oh.

808
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:26,516
- I assumed something was wrong when you didn't show up.

809
00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:28,752
- Oh, um, Henry, this is Mona.

810
00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:30,420
Mona, Henry.

811
00:36:30,455 --> 00:36:32,389
- Cats are so much more civilized.

812
00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:33,356
- I'm sorry.

813
00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:35,559
I completely forgot about today.

814
00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:37,260
- Did your housekeeper quit?

815
00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:41,131
- Uh no, I'm trying to bake cookies.

816
00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:42,699
- You don't eat cookies.

817
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:43,900
- Well, I thought it would be nice

818
00:36:43,936 --> 00:36:45,969
for when Justin gets home.

819
00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:46,803
- Gets home?

820
00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:47,704
From where?

821
00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:50,106
- He's in Europe.

822
00:36:50,142 --> 00:36:51,208
- Europe?

823
00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:53,143
- Yeah, he's working.

824
00:36:53,178 --> 00:36:57,147
He wanted me to go with him, but, you know, just, I'm busy.

825
00:36:57,182 --> 00:37:00,617
- Shouldn't he be European to be a European tour guide?

826
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:03,053
- He's an adventure/expedition specialist.

827
00:37:03,088 --> 00:37:05,956
- I'm sorry, how is that different from a tour guide?

828
00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:08,491
- Well, the way you say it, it's demeaning.

829
00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:09,459
- Well, how else to say it?

830
00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:11,728
He went to law school, and now he climbs rocks.

831
00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:12,996
- He wasn't happy.

832
00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:15,098
- Everybody thinks they need to be happy.

833
00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:17,300
Happiness is elusive.

834
00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:19,302
I mean, how would you possibly even know if you found it?

835
00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:21,037
I just find it exhausting.

836
00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:24,074
Well, at least one of you is still working.

837
00:37:24,109 --> 00:37:25,775
What is this?

838
00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:29,946
- It's called How to Unlock the Secret to a Happy Marriage.

839
00:37:29,982 --> 00:37:31,915
- Good, then you can read it.

840
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,416
(paws clicking)

841
00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:35,919
Oh, I think Henry needs to...

842
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:36,753
- Henry!

843
00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,188
(puppy yips) - I hate to say this,

844
00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:39,789
but people do not buy weight-loss books

845
00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:41,458
from overweight writers.

846
00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:45,295
- [Nicole] Today, we are going to teach down,

847
00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:47,831
which is why we first taught sit.

848
00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:51,534
- He's clearly an overachiever.

849
00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:52,636
He shouldn't be in the beginner's class.

850
00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:53,937
You're doing fine.

851
00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:56,973
Self-esteem, very important.

852
00:37:57,009 --> 00:37:58,642
- All right, when you want your dog to go down,

853
00:37:58,677 --> 00:38:01,044
you simply hold the treat in front of their nose,

854
00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:02,812
lead them down to the ground,

855
00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:06,283
and when their belly touches the ground, you say,

856
00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:06,883
yes!

857
00:38:07,286 --> 00:38:09,853
Good down, and give them a treat, okay?

858
00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:13,823
(gently tense folk-jazz music)

859
00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:25,168
Okay, yes, this is wonderful.

860
00:38:25,203 --> 00:38:26,036
Keep practicing.

861
00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:30,273
Great, that looks great.

862
00:38:32,611 --> 00:38:34,711
All right everyone, practice for next week,

863
00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,980
and we will see you then.

864
00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:38,048
All right, take care.

865
00:38:39,284 --> 00:38:40,684
Yes, you've been practicing.

866
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:41,885
Good.

867
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,186
- Thanks.

868
00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:45,689
- I was talking about Henry, but you too.

869
00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:46,523
Great job.

870
00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:49,192
- I texted Justin last night.

871
00:38:49,227 --> 00:38:51,161
- Oh, and how is he?

872
00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:52,329
- Good, I think.

873
00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:53,530
He didn't say a lot.

874
00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:55,532
- Okay, well, that's a start, right?

875
00:38:55,567 --> 00:38:57,033
- Yeah.

876
00:38:57,069 --> 00:38:58,835
I bet he's your best student.

877
00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:02,372
- Well, I'm not supposed to choose favorites, but, uh,

878
00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:03,239
yeah, he's the best.

879
00:39:03,275 --> 00:39:04,107
- I knew it.

880
00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:05,475
- [Nicole] Yeah, he is.

881
00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:10,046
- I have an exercise I'd like for you guys to try this week.

882
00:39:10,082 --> 00:39:10,914
Will you try?

883
00:39:11,817 --> 00:39:13,283
- Sure.

884
00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:16,353
- I bet you used to do this when you were dating.

885
00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:19,589
I want you to say thank you and you're welcome,

886
00:39:19,624 --> 00:39:22,225
like you would to a total stranger.

887
00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:24,461
It's easy for us to take each other for granted,

888
00:39:24,496 --> 00:39:25,562
but a simple thank you--

889
00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:27,263
- Why would I thank him?

890
00:39:27,299 --> 00:39:29,632
It's just as much his trash as it is mine.

891
00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:31,234
- [Jack] It's not all my trash.

892
00:39:31,269 --> 00:39:33,737
- I do more around the house than he does.

893
00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:36,706
- If you tell me what it is you want me to do, I'll do it.

894
00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:41,077
- Often, we want our spouses to know what it is we want

895
00:39:41,113 --> 00:39:42,812
without telling them,

896
00:39:42,848 --> 00:39:44,714
which is extremely difficult.

897
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:46,816
I mean, if we're being honest with ourselves,

898
00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:49,152
we may know what we don't want,

899
00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:52,322
but we don't know what we want.

900
00:39:52,357 --> 00:39:55,892
- I know what I want, but I'm not telling him.

901
00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:58,328
- Why can't you tell Jack what it is you want?

902
00:39:58,363 --> 00:39:59,562
He can't read your mind.

903
00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:02,766
What are you afraid of?

904
00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:07,370
Give Jack the opportunity to meet your needs.

905
00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:09,406
He's not the enemy.

906
00:40:09,441 --> 00:40:13,543
(poignant acoustic guitar music)

907
00:40:15,147 --> 00:40:17,180
He's such a good boy.

908
00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:19,849
You are such a good boy.

909
00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:21,451
Yes, you are.

910
00:40:21,486 --> 00:40:23,920
You were so good outside.

911
00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:25,722
Okay, go get a treat.

912
00:40:29,194 --> 00:40:31,227
(sighs)

913
00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:02,959
(phone dings)

914
00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:13,570
- [Justin] Jill, (pants) just made it to the summit,

915
00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:15,038
and it's, it's beautiful.

916
00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:19,676
I keep thinking about the way I left, and

917
00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:22,479
I'm sorry.

918
00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:24,948
I need to know

919
00:41:26,751 --> 00:41:27,817
what you're thinking.

920
00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:38,528
- Okay, Justin isn't just working.

921
00:41:38,563 --> 00:41:40,063
- Of course he's not.

922
00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:41,764
- I think he wants to come home.

923
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,099
He wants to know what I'm thinking.

924
00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:45,168
- Well I'm sure he does.

925
00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:46,569
He's testing the waters.

926
00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:48,671
He want to see if it's safe to come home.

927
00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:51,207
- Safe?

928
00:41:51,243 --> 00:41:53,276
- You have to set him straight

929
00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:55,311
that he can't just take off whenever he feels like it,

930
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,347
while you stay home and bake cookies.

931
00:41:57,382 --> 00:41:59,082
- No, no, it's not like that.

932
00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:00,250
Look, he just

933
00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:03,620
he just needed some time away.

934
00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:04,554
- Oh, grow up.

935
00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:07,023
Why do you think he left?

936
00:42:08,593 --> 00:42:09,726
- You think I should go meet him?

937
00:42:09,761 --> 00:42:11,027
- No, relax.

938
00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:12,195
You have the upper hand.

939
00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:13,930
- No Mom, we're 50/50.

940
00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:15,565
- Do you want him to think you've been sitting around

941
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,200
waiting for him to come home,

942
00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:19,202
or do you want him to wonder

943
00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:21,371
what he missed out on while he was gone?

944
00:42:21,406 --> 00:42:22,205
(twitchy percussion music)

945
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,240
- Justin is not Dad.

946
00:42:24,276 --> 00:42:25,608
- But he's a man,

947
00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:29,212
and he'll use your weaknesses against you if you let him.

948
00:42:34,586 --> 00:42:36,786
- (gasps) No, hey, hey, no.

949
00:42:36,821 --> 00:42:38,421
That's not yours, that's Mona's.

950
00:42:49,434 --> 00:42:52,268
You know, I don't think Justin's the enemy here.

951
00:42:52,304 --> 00:42:53,736
- [Mona] I didn't say he was,

952
00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:56,105
but that doesn't mean you can trust him, either.

953
00:43:07,185 --> 00:43:08,585
- Come on.

954
00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:10,620
Come on, Henry, let's go.

955
00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:12,922
It's okay.

956
00:43:16,328 --> 00:43:18,761
- Oh, so gorgeous.

957
00:43:18,797 --> 00:43:19,629
- It's beautiful.

958
00:43:21,299 --> 00:43:24,634
So I texted Justin last night.

959
00:43:24,669 --> 00:43:28,104
I told him that I missed him, and that he should come home.

960
00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:29,539
- And what did he say?

961
00:43:29,574 --> 00:43:30,373
- Nothing.

962
00:43:30,408 --> 00:43:31,774
He said nothing.

963
00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:32,709
I think I just

964
00:43:32,744 --> 00:43:34,277
I waited too long to respond.

965
00:43:34,312 --> 00:43:35,778
- You don't know that.

966
00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,213
- Well no, he doesn't like it when I'm indecisive,

967
00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:38,514
and he knows what he wants.

968
00:43:38,550 --> 00:43:39,983
He's decisive.

969
00:43:40,018 --> 00:43:41,517
- Well, you said what you felt, and that's good.

970
00:43:41,553 --> 00:43:43,653
I'm really proud of you.

971
00:43:43,688 --> 00:43:45,188
- Maybe my mother's right.

972
00:43:45,223 --> 00:43:46,623
Maybe he's not alone.

973
00:43:46,658 --> 00:43:48,291
- What if he never got the call?

974
00:43:48,326 --> 00:43:49,792
What if he had no cell service?

975
00:43:49,828 --> 00:43:52,195
What if he was stuck on top of a mountain,

976
00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:53,429
caught in a snowstorm,

977
00:43:53,465 --> 00:43:56,032
and he had to fight off a pack of wild mountain goats, hmm?

978
00:43:56,067 --> 00:43:57,166
What if he dropped his phone?

979
00:43:57,202 --> 00:43:59,702
What I'm saying is, I think he's gonna be in touch.

980
00:44:01,406 --> 00:44:02,205
- Well I hope so.

981
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,172
(laughing)

982
00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:04,707
- So you guys remember my friend from work,

983
00:44:04,743 --> 00:44:06,075
Jess, the pretty blond.

984
00:44:06,111 --> 00:44:07,310
- [All] Yeah.

985
00:44:07,345 --> 00:44:08,678
- Well, we're not friends anymore.

986
00:44:08,713 --> 00:44:09,979
- Why?

987
00:44:10,015 --> 00:44:10,980
She seemed so nice.

988
00:44:11,016 --> 00:44:12,915
- Yeah, I thought so too,

989
00:44:12,951 --> 00:44:15,318
until she and Larry announced that they're in love--

990
00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:16,252
(gasps)

991
00:44:16,287 --> 00:44:18,521
...I mean, I introduced them.

992
00:44:18,556 --> 00:44:19,689
- No. - Really?

993
00:44:19,724 --> 00:44:20,990
- That sucks.

994
00:44:21,026 --> 00:44:22,158
You think you've got it all figured out,

995
00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:24,193
and then you have to start over with half of what you had,

996
00:44:24,229 --> 00:44:25,528
minus what the lawyers took,

997
00:44:25,563 --> 00:44:27,330
and then you lose all of your friends

998
00:44:27,365 --> 00:44:28,731
because they're your couple friends,

999
00:44:28,767 --> 00:44:31,167
and they just feel uncomfortable having to choose,

1000
00:44:31,202 --> 00:44:32,835
so they just disappear.

1001
00:44:32,871 --> 00:44:34,203
- He won't lose us. (laughs)

1002
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,340
- I know, Larry won't want you.

1003
00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:39,409
(laughing)

1004
00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:42,512
- Are you sure he's still working?

1005
00:44:42,547 --> 00:44:44,180
- Oh, I trust Justin.

1006
00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:45,348
- How's Henry?

1007
00:44:45,383 --> 00:44:46,582
- Oh, he's so good.

1008
00:44:46,618 --> 00:44:48,351
He did the funniest thing the other day.

1009
00:44:48,386 --> 00:44:49,185
- [Nicole] Really?

1010
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:50,853
- So cute--

1011
00:44:50,889 --> 00:44:51,954
- Good seeing you, man.

1012
00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:54,857
- Look who I found wandering outside our apartment.

1013
00:44:54,893 --> 00:44:57,226
- Justin, what are you doing here?

1014
00:44:57,262 --> 00:44:59,462
- I didn't wanna just crawl into bed and

1015
00:44:59,497 --> 00:45:01,364
you come home and not know I was there.

1016
00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:02,765
- Why didn't you call?

1017
00:45:02,801 --> 00:45:04,033
- [Justin] Uh, battery's dead.

1018
00:45:04,069 --> 00:45:06,369
- Hey Justin, can I get you some food?

1019
00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:07,770
- I'm really tired, but thanks.

1020
00:45:07,806 --> 00:45:08,671
- Of course.

1021
00:45:08,707 --> 00:45:10,206
Hey Aaron, help me with these dishes, huh?

1022
00:45:13,578 --> 00:45:14,610
(sighs)

1023
00:45:14,646 --> 00:45:16,045
- Hi.

1024
00:45:16,081 --> 00:45:16,879
- [Justin] Hi.

1025
00:45:16,915 --> 00:45:17,747
- How was your trip.

1026
00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:19,916
- Oh, I

1027
00:45:21,419 --> 00:45:22,785
I'll tell you about it later.

1028
00:45:22,821 --> 00:45:24,787
You look good.

1029
00:45:25,657 --> 00:45:26,723
You want a ride home?

1030
00:45:28,093 --> 00:45:29,225
- Who's Henry?

1031
00:45:29,961 --> 00:45:30,793
- What?

1032
00:45:31,429 --> 00:45:32,929
- Henry.

1033
00:45:32,964 --> 00:45:34,464
Nicole asked you how he was.

1034
00:45:36,101 --> 00:45:36,899
(phone dings)

1035
00:45:36,935 --> 00:45:37,767
- Oh, um ...

1036
00:45:40,839 --> 00:45:41,838
Henry, he's a

1037
00:45:41,873 --> 00:45:42,905
he's a friend.

1038
00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:45,808
- Oh.

1039
00:45:45,844 --> 00:45:46,743
Where'd you meet?

1040
00:45:48,179 --> 00:45:49,579
- A group thing.

1041
00:45:49,614 --> 00:45:50,680
- He's a client?

1042
00:45:50,715 --> 00:45:51,547
- Uh-huh.

1043
00:45:53,952 --> 00:45:55,818
I didn't know you talked to Nicole about your clients.

1044
00:45:55,854 --> 00:45:57,754
- Oh well sometimes.

1045
00:45:58,790 --> 00:46:01,023
You're not jealous, are you?

1046
00:46:01,059 --> 00:46:04,794
- Uh-uh, no, I'm just curious what I missed out on.

1047
00:46:04,829 --> 00:46:06,129
- Oh, well you know me.

1048
00:46:06,164 --> 00:46:06,996
Not much.

1049
00:46:09,467 --> 00:46:10,299
You ready to go home?

1050
00:46:10,502 --> 00:46:11,334
- Yeah, I'm so ready.

1051
00:46:11,369 --> 00:46:12,869
I'm exhausted.

1052
00:46:12,904 --> 00:46:14,003
- [Jillian] Okay.

1053
00:46:14,038 --> 00:46:14,937
- Yeah.

1054
00:46:14,973 --> 00:46:15,671
- [Jillian] Let's go, then.

1055
00:46:15,707 --> 00:46:16,773
- Yes, let's.

1056
00:46:21,246 --> 00:46:22,512
(paws clicking)

1057
00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:23,746
I'm so tired I wanna...

1058
00:46:25,383 --> 00:46:27,550
What? (laughs)

1059
00:46:27,585 --> 00:46:28,951
Hey.

1060
00:46:28,987 --> 00:46:31,320
Oh, whose dog is this?

1061
00:46:31,356 --> 00:46:32,155
- It's mine.

1062
00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:33,089
Oh, it's ours.

1063
00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:35,424
- What? (laughs)

1064
00:46:36,594 --> 00:46:37,860
You always said they were messy

1065
00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,295
and that you didn't want one.

1066
00:46:39,330 --> 00:46:40,696
- Yeah, and I was right,

1067
00:46:40,732 --> 00:46:41,998
but I mean, come on, look how cute he is.

1068
00:46:42,033 --> 00:46:44,901
- Oh, (laughs) what's his name?

1069
00:46:44,936 --> 00:46:46,903
- It's, uh, George.

1070
00:46:46,938 --> 00:46:50,139
- [Justin] I never guessed you for a dog person.

1071
00:46:50,175 --> 00:46:52,642
- Me neither, but I guess I am.

1072
00:46:53,444 --> 00:46:54,343
- He suits you.

1073
00:46:55,246 --> 00:46:56,112
I'm gonna

1074
00:46:57,715 --> 00:47:00,349
take a shower, though, and get a little sleep,

1075
00:47:00,385 --> 00:47:02,518
but I'd like to take you out tonight.

1076
00:47:03,454 --> 00:47:05,121
- Okay, sounds nice.

1077
00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:12,094
Hey, you don't mind if I call you George, do you?

1078
00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:14,063
It's only for a little while.

1079
00:47:14,098 --> 00:47:16,966
(traffic roaring)

1080
00:47:20,104 --> 00:47:23,840
(gentle Latin music)

1081
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:25,408
You didn't have to wear a suit.

1082
00:47:26,611 --> 00:47:27,543
- I though if I looked good

1083
00:47:27,579 --> 00:47:30,513
you might go dancing with me after dinner.

1084
00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:31,681
- Now you dance?

1085
00:47:31,716 --> 00:47:32,882
(laughs)

1086
00:47:32,917 --> 00:47:34,183
Wow, that must have been some trip.

1087
00:47:34,219 --> 00:47:35,952
- It was incredible.

1088
00:47:35,987 --> 00:47:37,220
Look at this.

1089
00:47:38,456 --> 00:47:40,089
Wish you were there.

1090
00:47:40,124 --> 00:47:42,191
- Oh, that looks beautiful.

1091
00:47:42,227 --> 00:47:43,059
- It was.

1092
00:47:45,930 --> 00:47:47,997
I though a lot about us while I was gone,

1093
00:47:49,133 --> 00:47:50,600
and about where we're headed.

1094
00:47:52,737 --> 00:47:53,569
- Me too.

1095
00:47:57,508 --> 00:47:59,675
- Hey, I need to know if you want this,

1096
00:48:01,646 --> 00:48:03,613
and not out of some obligation to your career,

1097
00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:05,081
what people might think, but

1098
00:48:07,986 --> 00:48:10,753
because you're committed to us.

1099
00:48:14,826 --> 00:48:15,691
- I do.

1100
00:48:16,928 --> 00:48:18,594
I really, really do.

1101
00:48:42,887 --> 00:48:43,653
- Look at this.

1102
00:48:43,688 --> 00:48:44,420
- Oh, hey.

1103
00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:45,288
- Hi - Hi.

1104
00:48:46,724 --> 00:48:48,024
- You look a lot better since last time I saw you.

1105
00:48:48,059 --> 00:48:49,992
- Aw, man, I

1106
00:48:50,028 --> 00:48:52,028
I slept like a rock.

1107
00:48:52,063 --> 00:48:52,862
- [Nicole] What do you think of--

1108
00:48:52,897 --> 00:48:53,763
- George!

1109
00:48:54,699 --> 00:48:56,799
- So were you all turned around on your times?

1110
00:48:56,834 --> 00:48:58,034
- [Justin] Oh yeah, I am.

1111
00:48:58,069 --> 00:48:59,969
I was so exhausted from the travel.

1112
00:49:00,004 --> 00:49:01,304
- Oh man, so

1113
00:49:01,339 --> 00:49:02,705
what time is it there now? - What am I...

1114
00:49:02,740 --> 00:49:03,539
- Uh, eight hours... - What am I supposed

1115
00:49:03,574 --> 00:49:04,607
to call him?

1116
00:49:04,642 --> 00:49:05,708
- [Aaron] Oh man.

1117
00:49:05,743 --> 00:49:07,209
- I get so confused.

1118
00:49:07,245 --> 00:49:09,111
- We're just, uh, we're, uh,

1119
00:49:09,147 --> 00:49:12,548
we're walking George to teach him how to be on the leash.

1120
00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:13,482
He just

1121
00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:15,017
He still doesn't love it.

1122
00:49:15,053 --> 00:49:16,719
- Okay, well make sure you keep him on a short leash

1123
00:49:16,754 --> 00:49:18,688
so that he stays close by your side.

1124
00:49:18,723 --> 00:49:19,588
- Sure.

1125
00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:21,057
- You've done a great job with George.

1126
00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:21,991
- Thank you.

1127
00:49:22,026 --> 00:49:23,059
- Who's George?

1128
00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:23,993
- The dog. - The dog.

1129
00:49:24,028 --> 00:49:24,894
- Dog.

1130
00:49:24,929 --> 00:49:25,861
- I thought his name was--

1131
00:49:25,897 --> 00:49:27,229
- George, 'cause remember

1132
00:49:27,265 --> 00:49:29,565
you called him King George that one time.

1133
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:30,733
- (laughs) Oh yeah, we did

1134
00:49:30,768 --> 00:49:32,068
you did, yeah. - Oh yeah, because--

1135
00:49:32,103 --> 00:49:33,336
- Jillian treats him like he's the king.

1136
00:49:33,371 --> 00:49:34,370
- [Nicole] Uh-huh.

1137
00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:35,871
- And these dogs have it so good.

1138
00:49:35,907 --> 00:49:38,140
- Well, on that note, we'd better get going,

1139
00:49:38,176 --> 00:49:40,176
because I'm gonna bake cookies.

1140
00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:41,143
- You know how to bake?

1141
00:49:41,179 --> 00:49:42,578
- Yeah, Nicole gave me a recipe.

1142
00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:44,480
- Mm, they have some secret ingredient.

1143
00:49:44,515 --> 00:49:45,915
So good, just you wait.

1144
00:49:45,950 --> 00:49:47,183
- (laughs) All right.

1145
00:49:47,218 --> 00:49:48,317
- All right guys, we'll see you later.

1146
00:49:48,353 --> 00:49:49,251
- Okay. - Bye-bye.

1147
00:49:49,287 --> 00:49:50,353
- See you. - Bye.

1148
00:49:50,388 --> 00:49:51,854
- Come on George.

1149
00:49:52,590 --> 00:49:53,990
- Come on, buddy.

1150
00:49:54,025 --> 00:49:55,558
- [Jillian] Oh look, he's pretty good right now.

1151
00:49:57,595 --> 00:49:59,495
(timer dings)

1152
00:50:01,899 --> 00:50:04,200
I woke up and thought I was dreaming.

1153
00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:06,669
Those smell so good.

1154
00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:11,674
Ah, mm

1155
00:50:13,311 --> 00:50:14,143
- Hm?

1156
00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:15,044
- Mm.

1157
00:50:17,315 --> 00:50:18,614
I was homesick before, but

1158
00:50:20,785 --> 00:50:22,351
this is better than I remember.

1159
00:50:26,424 --> 00:50:28,691
(smooches)

1160
00:50:29,961 --> 00:50:31,027
I've been thinking

1161
00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:36,065
maybe an office job wouldn't be such a bad thing.

1162
00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:38,801
I'd have a set schedule,

1163
00:50:38,836 --> 00:50:40,469
and I wouldn't have to work weekends.

1164
00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:43,039
Get to spend more time with you.

1165
00:50:44,175 --> 00:50:45,408
- Wait, wait.

1166
00:50:45,443 --> 00:50:46,876
You don't want an office job.

1167
00:50:48,613 --> 00:50:50,346
- A climbing equipment company

1168
00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:51,680
has approached me several times.

1169
00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:53,916
I don't know, maybe I should give it a try.

1170
00:50:55,853 --> 00:50:58,921
- Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to explore your options.

1171
00:50:59,791 --> 00:51:00,623
- Yeah.

1172
00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:04,493
Oh, what's the new book about?

1173
00:51:04,529 --> 00:51:06,328
- Oh, you don't wanna talk about that.

1174
00:51:06,364 --> 00:51:07,196
- Oh I do, I do.

1175
00:51:07,231 --> 00:51:08,164
What is it?

1176
00:51:08,199 --> 00:51:08,864
A sequel?

1177
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:10,666
How to pick your third husband?

1178
00:51:10,701 --> 00:51:13,302
- Do you wanna go outside? (puppy barks)

1179
00:51:13,337 --> 00:51:15,404
- Come on, George, I'll take you outside.

1180
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:17,339
Does he do that to you?

1181
00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:18,240
- Do what?

1182
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:23,612
- I don't get it.

1183
00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:25,014
Why are you calling Henry, George?

1184
00:51:25,049 --> 00:51:26,682
- Well, it's hard to explain.

1185
00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:27,650
I'm not really sure myself,

1186
00:51:27,685 --> 00:51:30,686
but when Justin walked in, and he surprised me,

1187
00:51:30,721 --> 00:51:33,956
he overheard you ask how Henry was doing.

1188
00:51:33,991 --> 00:51:35,524
- Yeah, and?

1189
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,327
- And then he asked who Henry was,

1190
00:51:38,362 --> 00:51:40,196
but I didn't wanna tell him I got a dog right away.

1191
00:51:40,231 --> 00:51:41,564
- [Nicole] Why?

1192
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:42,531
- Well, it just

1193
00:51:42,567 --> 00:51:44,366
it didn't feel like I should lead in with that

1194
00:51:44,402 --> 00:51:46,235
after he'd been gone for so long, and, you know, I just

1195
00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:49,038
I didn't want him to think that I was just waiting around,

1196
00:51:49,073 --> 00:51:52,041
and then Carla texted and said that he reeked of guilt,

1197
00:51:52,076 --> 00:51:53,709
and I just

1198
00:51:53,744 --> 00:51:54,810
I panicked.

1199
00:51:54,846 --> 00:51:56,011
- Honey, I think what she smelled

1200
00:51:56,047 --> 00:51:57,746
was two days worth of travel.

1201
00:51:57,782 --> 00:52:00,683
Regardless, you thought naming your dog George would help?

1202
00:52:00,718 --> 00:52:03,719
- Well, I assured him Henry was just a friend.

1203
00:52:03,754 --> 00:52:05,054
- [Nicole] Henry's not a friend.

1204
00:52:05,089 --> 00:52:06,989
Henry is your dog.

1205
00:52:07,024 --> 00:52:10,092
- Well, I know, so when we got home,

1206
00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:13,028
I couldn't very well tell him that our dog's name was Henry,

1207
00:52:13,064 --> 00:52:14,430
so I just

1208
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:15,564
I just called him George.

1209
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,066
It's no big deal.

1210
00:52:17,101 --> 00:52:18,901
- Jill, you're the therapist.

1211
00:52:18,936 --> 00:52:19,835
You don't see something wrong

1212
00:52:19,871 --> 00:52:22,371
with making your husband jealous of your dog?

1213
00:52:22,406 --> 00:52:23,739
- Okay, weren't you listening?

1214
00:52:23,774 --> 00:52:25,374
It wasn't my intention.

1215
00:52:25,409 --> 00:52:27,042
It just happened.

1216
00:52:27,078 --> 00:52:29,245
I'm sure he's forgotten all about it.

1217
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,514
- Okay, well, besides that,

1218
00:52:31,549 --> 00:52:33,249
how are things going with Justin?

1219
00:52:33,284 --> 00:52:35,451
- After dinner, we went dancing.

1220
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:36,952
- Justin doesn't like dancing.

1221
00:52:36,988 --> 00:52:39,889
- [Jillian] I know, I know, and it was his idea.

1222
00:52:39,924 --> 00:52:41,423
- That's impressive.

1223
00:52:41,459 --> 00:52:43,559
I can't even get Aaron to go dancing.

1224
00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:45,628
- Okay, I have to go because I have a client coming--

1225
00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:46,428
- Nerd!

1226
00:52:46,464 --> 00:52:47,396
Then what happened?

1227
00:52:50,601 --> 00:52:53,502
(blender whirring)

1228
00:52:58,943 --> 00:52:59,842
I want one.

1229
00:53:00,778 --> 00:53:02,912
I think we're gonna start trying again.

1230
00:53:06,150 --> 00:53:08,117
- Are you sure you're ready?

1231
00:53:08,152 --> 00:53:10,553
- We'll we're finally in a really good place.

1232
00:53:10,588 --> 00:53:13,088
- And he hasn't asked you about Henry?

1233
00:53:13,124 --> 00:53:14,290
- Nerd.

1234
00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:15,858
I told you he'd forget all about it.

1235
00:53:18,095 --> 00:53:22,631
(gently tense folk-jazz music)

1236
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:24,667
- Hey, where's Jill?

1237
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:27,403
I wanted to surprise her and see if she had time for lunch.

1238
00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:29,805
- Uh, she had an appointment: hair, nails--

1239
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,374
- I'll leave a note on her desk.

1240
00:53:35,046 --> 00:53:36,579
- [Hudson] I'm so jealous.

1241
00:53:36,614 --> 00:53:37,446
I wanna do that.

1242
00:53:38,316 --> 00:53:39,815
- Hm?

1243
00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:40,983
- Your trip.

1244
00:53:41,018 --> 00:53:42,484
Instagram.

1245
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,921
- Oh yeah, that was great, but it's nice to be home.

1246
00:53:45,957 --> 00:53:48,090
- Probably best you came home when you did.

1247
00:54:07,044 --> 00:54:09,445
(pen thumps)

1248
00:54:12,984 --> 00:54:15,818
(water splashing)

1249
00:54:17,888 --> 00:54:20,522
- Man, what's wrong with you?

1250
00:54:20,558 --> 00:54:21,223
- I don't know.

1251
00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:25,694
Jillian's baking cookies and wants to spend time together.

1252
00:54:25,730 --> 00:54:26,528
- Pssh!

1253
00:54:26,564 --> 00:54:27,863
Aw man, that's rough.

1254
00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:31,333
- Swear she's not the same person I left.

1255
00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:33,168
Something happened while I was gone.

1256
00:54:33,871 --> 00:54:36,205
- Maybe you shouldn't have left.

1257
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,974
- She was saying she was with someone while I was away?

1258
00:54:40,077 --> 00:54:40,909
- I don't blame her.

1259
00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:42,478
If you up and left me...

1260
00:54:45,850 --> 00:54:46,682
- I found a note.

1261
00:54:47,652 --> 00:54:50,119
- You coulda left me a note before you left.

1262
00:54:51,055 --> 00:54:52,354
- Sorry.

1263
00:54:52,390 --> 00:54:53,656
I shoulda told you I was leaving.

1264
00:54:55,293 --> 00:54:57,126
- All right, was that so hard?

1265
00:54:57,895 --> 00:55:01,230
Want me to just ask Nicky what she knows about Jillian?

1266
00:55:01,265 --> 00:55:03,032
- No, no, don't ask Nicole.

1267
00:55:03,067 --> 00:55:04,733
She'll tell Jill.

1268
00:55:04,769 --> 00:55:08,170
- Then man up and ask her yourself.

1269
00:55:08,205 --> 00:55:09,738
- I did.

1270
00:55:09,774 --> 00:55:12,308
She said that they're friends.

1271
00:55:13,477 --> 00:55:15,177
- Yeah, that's never good.

1272
00:55:17,615 --> 00:55:18,747
(gently tense folk-jazz music)

1273
00:55:18,783 --> 00:55:19,915
Dude, this is not cool.

1274
00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:21,950
If Nicky finds out I'm here, she's not gonna be happy.

1275
00:55:21,986 --> 00:55:23,652
- All I need is his address.

1276
00:55:23,688 --> 00:55:25,321
She's picking him up at seven.

1277
00:55:25,356 --> 00:55:26,155
- Hurry!

1278
00:55:26,190 --> 00:55:27,423
- I need a password.

1279
00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:29,458
- Okay, we tried.

1280
00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:30,292
Let's go.

1281
00:55:31,896 --> 00:55:33,262
Oh, someone's coming.

1282
00:55:34,198 --> 00:55:35,631
- Wait, I found the notes to her new book.

1283
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,299
I don't even know what it's about.

1284
00:55:37,335 --> 00:55:38,967
- [Aaron] Wait and read it when it comes out.

1285
00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:40,669
What should we say?

1286
00:55:40,705 --> 00:55:41,670
- Uh, be cool.

1287
00:55:41,706 --> 00:55:42,938
We have every right to be here.

1288
00:55:42,973 --> 00:55:43,906
- Uh, okay.

1289
00:55:46,577 --> 00:55:47,743
- I'll do the talking.

1290
00:55:50,214 --> 00:55:51,480
Hey, uh, sorry.

1291
00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:52,481
Office is closed.

1292
00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:55,150
We're just here fixing

1293
00:55:56,087 --> 00:55:57,686
computer.

1294
00:55:57,722 --> 00:55:58,954
- Oh, I just left my glasses here

1295
00:55:58,989 --> 00:56:00,923
and Ms. James said that she'd meet me.

1296
00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:03,992
- Oh, uh, yeah. - Uh...

1297
00:56:04,028 --> 00:56:06,628
- Yeah, (laughs) sorry, I don't, I don't see them.

1298
00:56:06,664 --> 00:56:07,463
(laughs) - Oh, that's okay.

1299
00:56:07,498 --> 00:56:08,464
I'll, I'll wait for her.

1300
00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:10,132
- Oh.

1301
00:56:11,369 --> 00:56:12,167
Okay.

1302
00:56:12,203 --> 00:56:13,902
Right there, okay.

1303
00:56:13,938 --> 00:56:17,573
- Uh, we're not expecting her anytime soon. (laughs)

1304
00:56:17,608 --> 00:56:18,407
- Oh, here it is.

1305
00:56:18,442 --> 00:56:19,708
- Oh, my glasses?

1306
00:56:19,744 --> 00:56:22,511
- Something about Henry, and me, and you.

1307
00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:23,746
- About me?

1308
00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:25,013
- Why would there be anything about you?

1309
00:56:25,049 --> 00:56:26,548
- Oh, I'm Henry.

1310
00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:28,016
Hank's just a nickname.

1311
00:56:28,953 --> 00:56:29,818
- You're Henry,

1312
00:56:30,788 --> 00:56:32,454
and you're being picked up at...

1313
00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:37,159
(clears throat) seven?

1314
00:56:38,796 --> 00:56:40,362
- Oh, what's it say about me?

1315
00:56:40,398 --> 00:56:41,397
- Oh, you don't wanna know.

1316
00:56:41,432 --> 00:56:42,965
- Yuh-huh, I wanna see.

1317
00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:47,836
Similarities between training your husband and your puppy?

1318
00:56:47,872 --> 00:56:48,737
I think these are Nicole's books.

1319
00:56:48,773 --> 00:56:50,739
She must have borrowed them for George.

1320
00:56:50,775 --> 00:56:53,142
- No, they're for us.

1321
00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:58,213
(menacing orchestral music)

1322
00:57:16,066 --> 00:57:17,199
We've been trained.

1323
00:57:19,303 --> 00:57:20,702
- [Hank] I thought I had problems.

1324
00:57:20,738 --> 00:57:21,970
- Hey!

1325
00:57:22,006 --> 00:57:23,272
Where are you going?

1326
00:57:23,307 --> 00:57:24,139
You're not leaving till I figure out

1327
00:57:24,175 --> 00:57:26,041
what's going on between you and my wife.

1328
00:57:26,076 --> 00:57:27,042
- Your wife?

1329
00:57:27,077 --> 00:57:28,110
- Yeah, I mean

1330
00:57:28,145 --> 00:57:29,077
how long you been seeing her?

1331
00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:30,312
- Ms. James?

1332
00:57:30,347 --> 00:57:32,781
I don't know, maybe two or three months,

1333
00:57:32,817 --> 00:57:33,749
- [Jillian] I mean, we actually--

1334
00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:34,583
...and your wife's brilliant.

1335
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:37,352
- [Jillian] Justin.

1336
00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:39,021
- Aaron.

1337
00:57:41,859 --> 00:57:43,325
- What are you doing here?

1338
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:44,626
- Oh, I just stopped by to check out a few things.

1339
00:57:44,662 --> 00:57:47,095
- I just came by to get my glasses.

1340
00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:48,063
- In my office?

1341
00:57:48,098 --> 00:57:49,231
- Yeah, maybe you can help me.

1342
00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:50,065
- Regarding what?

1343
00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:50,899
- I can come back.

1344
00:57:50,935 --> 00:57:52,301
- No no no no no.

1345
00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:54,603
I'm sorry.

1346
00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:55,904
Here you go.

1347
00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:56,939
- Uh, see you next week?

1348
00:57:56,974 --> 00:57:57,840
- Mm-hmm.

1349
00:57:57,875 --> 00:57:58,974
- Oh, you're not leaving.

1350
00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:02,811
Not until my wife tells me what's going on with you two.

1351
00:58:02,847 --> 00:58:03,779
- [Jillian] Justin!

1352
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:04,813
- I don't know what you're talking about.

1353
00:58:04,849 --> 00:58:05,647
- No, that's okay.

1354
00:58:05,683 --> 00:58:06,582
I will clear it up.

1355
00:58:06,617 --> 00:58:08,250
I, I'll see you next week.

1356
00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:11,386
- Nah, that's okay, um, I can deal with my own stuff.

1357
00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:14,122
- Justin!

1358
00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:15,090
Good news.

1359
00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:16,992
Henry's the dog, not the dude.

1360
00:58:18,195 --> 00:58:19,394
- Okay, see, (laughs) I,

1361
00:58:20,965 --> 00:58:23,131
I was gonna tell you about that.

1362
00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:23,999
- Good.

1363
00:58:25,536 --> 00:58:28,036
You were gonna tell me that I was research

1364
00:58:28,072 --> 00:58:29,838
to see if I could be trained as well as your dog?

1365
00:58:29,874 --> 00:58:31,006
- It's not like that.

1366
00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:31,974
- Well, then what's it like, Jill?

1367
00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:34,676
'Cause I can't wait to hear.

1368
00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:36,345
- Well, I, I'm

1369
00:58:36,380 --> 00:58:37,713
I'm researching the

1370
00:58:37,748 --> 00:58:40,382
the, the social compatibilities and differences

1371
00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:43,051
between the two species, (laughs) okay?

1372
00:58:43,087 --> 00:58:45,954
If you think about it, it's...

1373
00:58:45,990 --> 00:58:49,691
Okay, I can see why you're confused, but it's

1374
00:58:49,727 --> 00:58:51,426
it's actually really funny.

1375
00:58:53,531 --> 00:58:55,297
- You let me think there was another guy.

1376
00:58:55,332 --> 00:58:56,832
- That was not my fault.

1377
00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:57,733
That just happened.

1378
00:58:57,768 --> 00:58:59,234
That, that was a mistake.

1379
00:58:59,270 --> 00:59:01,603
- I was a wreck thinking of you with someone else.

1380
00:59:02,273 --> 00:59:04,239
- I told you he was a friend.

1381
00:59:04,275 --> 00:59:06,475
- That's, that's not a friend, that's a dog, Jill.

1382
00:59:06,510 --> 00:59:07,876
Why would you do that?

1383
00:59:07,912 --> 00:59:10,345
- Okay, when you thought there was someone else,

1384
00:59:10,381 --> 00:59:11,947
did you-- - You think you know

1385
00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:13,982
all about men, don't you?

1386
00:59:14,018 --> 00:59:15,684
That we're just simple creatures?

1387
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:19,154
We just go around peeing on whatever belongs to us?

1388
00:59:20,024 --> 00:59:21,390
- Justin, I'm sorry.

1389
00:59:21,425 --> 00:59:24,159
It was just a complete misunderstanding.

1390
00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:29,765
- Attuned to the emotional state of their masters,

1391
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:33,735
they express contrition when the owner is annoyed,

1392
00:59:33,771 --> 00:59:37,039
and the capacity to express affection unconditionally

1393
00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:38,674
makes them a valued

1394
00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:41,043
companion.

1395
00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:45,681
Which one of us are you referencing here?

1396
00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:51,587
Yeah.

1397
00:59:51,622 --> 00:59:54,189
If Henry knew better, he'd be out, too.

1398
00:59:54,224 --> 00:59:55,123
- No wait, Justin.

1399
00:59:55,159 --> 00:59:56,425
Please, come on, just...

1400
00:59:59,797 --> 01:00:01,830
(sighs)

1401
01:00:03,067 --> 01:00:06,568
(gentle despondent music)

1402
01:00:07,938 --> 01:00:09,938
(sighs)

1403
01:00:11,475 --> 01:00:13,108
Hey Justin, it's me.

1404
01:00:13,143 --> 01:00:15,510
Um, I'm sorry.

1405
01:00:16,647 --> 01:00:18,280
Can you please call me back?

1406
01:00:18,315 --> 01:00:19,181
Can we talk?

1407
01:00:20,684 --> 01:00:22,351
Okay, bye.

1408
01:00:25,356 --> 01:00:26,989
Hey. (smooches)

1409
01:00:27,024 --> 01:00:28,890
Hey, come here, Henry.

1410
01:00:34,431 --> 01:00:37,065
(dog softly whining)

1411
01:00:37,101 --> 01:00:39,835
I really messed this one up, huh?

1412
01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:41,069
Yeah, you did.

1413
01:00:44,675 --> 01:00:46,074
What are we gonna do, Henry?

1414
01:00:48,712 --> 01:00:50,679
I'd like to start today by getting to know you,

1415
01:00:50,714 --> 01:00:53,849
and what your goals are for our session,

1416
01:00:53,884 --> 01:00:56,818
but before I do, I'd like to record our sessions.

1417
01:00:56,854 --> 01:00:59,621
It gives us a reference to get back to.

1418
01:01:00,658 --> 01:01:01,757
Is that okay with you?

1419
01:01:04,728 --> 01:01:05,560
- I guess so.

1420
01:01:08,532 --> 01:01:11,133
(camera beeps)

1421
01:01:12,536 --> 01:01:14,569
- Why don't you tell me what's going on?

1422
01:01:16,073 --> 01:01:18,173
- I've been married for 12 years.

1423
01:01:18,876 --> 01:01:23,412
Last five years have been downward spiral,

1424
01:01:24,548 --> 01:01:25,881
and I'm pretty sure

1425
01:01:25,916 --> 01:01:28,850
my husband is in a relationship

1426
01:01:28,886 --> 01:01:30,352
with other woman.

1427
01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:33,088
- Have you asked him?

1428
01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:35,991
- Ask him what?

1429
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:37,859
- [Jillian] If he's having an affair.

1430
01:01:39,229 --> 01:01:40,629
- Don't care anymore.

1431
01:01:42,733 --> 01:01:45,233
- I'm gonna ask you to give me three words

1432
01:01:45,269 --> 01:01:48,336
to describe what you would like your marriage to be like.

1433
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,140
(sighs)

1434
01:01:52,176 --> 01:01:54,943
- Different, that's all.

1435
01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:58,580
- I'm gonna ask you to do some homework

1436
01:01:58,615 --> 01:02:00,882
before we have your husband come in.

1437
01:02:00,918 --> 01:02:02,184
- Doubt he'll come.

1438
01:02:03,587 --> 01:02:05,053
- Why not?

1439
01:02:05,089 --> 01:02:06,722
- I'm not gonna ask him.

1440
01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:11,293
- Why are you here, Joyce?

1441
01:02:13,363 --> 01:02:14,863
- For me.

1442
01:02:14,898 --> 01:02:16,331
- Fair enough.

1443
01:02:16,366 --> 01:02:17,399
We'll focus on you.

1444
01:02:22,439 --> 01:02:23,872
(kettle hissing)

1445
01:02:23,907 --> 01:02:25,373
- [Jillian] How could you let me do this to him?

1446
01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:27,209
- You didn't do anything to him.

1447
01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:28,877
You made him some cookies.

1448
01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:31,079
- No, I took his manhood.

1449
01:02:31,115 --> 01:02:32,314
I, I, I,

1450
01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:35,283
I turned him into whatever it is that I wanted him to be.

1451
01:02:35,319 --> 01:02:36,918
- You didn't take his manhood.

1452
01:02:36,954 --> 01:02:37,753
He's still intact.

1453
01:02:37,788 --> 01:02:39,221
Would you sit down?

1454
01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:44,025
- Look, (sighs) all he wanted was to make me happy.

1455
01:02:44,061 --> 01:02:47,262
But you can't make someone happy, right?

1456
01:02:47,297 --> 01:02:50,565
I mean, I want him to be happy, but I wanna be happy too.

1457
01:02:50,601 --> 01:02:52,634
I... (sighs)

1458
01:02:52,669 --> 01:02:53,935
It doesn't matter.

1459
01:02:53,971 --> 01:02:55,570
He's broken.

1460
01:02:55,606 --> 01:02:57,405
- (laughs) His pride might be a little broken, maybe.

1461
01:02:57,441 --> 01:02:58,774
That's all.

1462
01:02:58,809 --> 01:03:02,511
- I'm not eating your cookies. (sighs)

1463
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:05,981
- This has nothing to do with Justin.

1464
01:03:06,016 --> 01:03:07,215
- Yes, it does.

1465
01:03:07,251 --> 01:03:10,385
I, I, I trained him, and now he's not even Justin anymore.

1466
01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:11,787
He's, he's

1467
01:03:11,822 --> 01:03:13,288
He's Aaron.

1468
01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:15,957
- It never had anything to do with Justin or Aaron.

1469
01:03:15,993 --> 01:03:17,325
It's about you.

1470
01:03:17,361 --> 01:03:18,593
- Yes, I know.

1471
01:03:18,629 --> 01:03:20,729
It's about what I did to Justin.

1472
01:03:20,764 --> 01:03:23,365
- You're the one who changed, not Justin.

1473
01:03:25,502 --> 01:03:26,635
(sighs)

1474
01:03:26,670 --> 01:03:29,271
(cheery music)

1475
01:03:32,810 --> 01:03:33,975
(record player needle ripping)

1476
01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:36,244
I can't believe you did this to me.

1477
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,612
You're my best friend.

1478
01:03:37,648 --> 01:03:38,580
- You were desperate,

1479
01:03:38,615 --> 01:03:39,981
and you wouldn't take my relationship advice.

1480
01:03:40,017 --> 01:03:40,949
- That's not true.

1481
01:03:40,984 --> 01:03:42,484
I asked you and my grandmother.

1482
01:03:42,519 --> 01:03:45,654
- Yeah, and we both told you, and you wouldn't listen.

1483
01:03:45,689 --> 01:03:47,589
- Okay, just because you have a good marriage

1484
01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:50,258
doesn't make you an expert in relationships.

1485
01:03:51,528 --> 01:03:53,995
(sighs) Oh, he was so mad at me, I...

1486
01:03:54,031 --> 01:03:55,330
- Of course he was.

1487
01:03:55,365 --> 01:03:57,666
You tried to make him jealous of your dog.

1488
01:03:58,669 --> 01:03:59,801
- Well

1489
01:03:59,837 --> 01:04:01,036
I

1490
01:04:01,071 --> 01:04:02,537
I was afraid that he was cheating on me.

1491
01:04:02,573 --> 01:04:03,705
I just

1492
01:04:03,740 --> 01:04:05,273
I wanted to get his attention.

1493
01:04:05,309 --> 01:04:06,608
- Well, you got it.

1494
01:04:07,744 --> 01:04:12,480
- (sighs) I finally had him back, and now I lost him again.

1495
01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:16,151
- You didn't lose him.

1496
01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:19,120
Give him a little while to blow off some steam.

1497
01:04:19,156 --> 01:04:22,090
They'll remember how good they had it. (laughs)

1498
01:04:24,561 --> 01:04:27,329
(thumping)

1499
01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:29,598
(thumping)

1500
01:04:31,001 --> 01:04:32,467
- I'm taking the bed tonight.

1501
01:04:33,737 --> 01:04:35,170
- It's my bed.

1502
01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:37,372
- Well, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you.

1503
01:04:37,407 --> 01:04:38,506
- You've forgotten.

1504
01:04:38,542 --> 01:04:40,242
It was your brilliant wife's idea that started this.

1505
01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:43,011
- Hey, you can't talk about my wife like that.

1506
01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:44,913
- Well, maybe you wanna sleep in a bed,

1507
01:04:44,948 --> 01:04:46,047
and be treated like a dog,

1508
01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:47,215
but not me. - No, it smells here,

1509
01:04:47,251 --> 01:04:49,551
and not like cookies.

1510
01:04:49,586 --> 01:04:52,287
Have you ever tasted Nicole's chocolate chip cookies?

1511
01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:56,157
(groans) Oh.

1512
01:04:56,193 --> 01:04:57,926
- She gave Jillian the recipe.

1513
01:04:57,961 --> 01:05:00,262
I think the secrete ingredient's a drug.

1514
01:05:00,297 --> 01:05:03,398
They were drugging us to get us to do what they wanted.

1515
01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:07,435
- You should see how Nicole treats our dogs. (sighs)

1516
01:05:07,471 --> 01:05:10,238
- Jill won't even drink out of the same glass as me,

1517
01:05:10,274 --> 01:05:11,940
but she picks up his poop.

1518
01:05:11,975 --> 01:05:14,910
- You're actually jealous of your dog for real now?

1519
01:05:14,945 --> 01:05:16,378
- Yeah, yeah I know,

1520
01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:18,446
and I know who's sleeping with Jill every night.

1521
01:05:18,482 --> 01:05:21,750
It's George, or Henry, whatever his name is.

1522
01:05:21,785 --> 01:05:23,118
- I don't know if this helps,

1523
01:05:23,153 --> 01:05:25,020
but 40% of the dog owners

1524
01:05:25,055 --> 01:05:28,056
identify their dog as a family member,

1525
01:05:28,091 --> 01:05:30,458
meaning they're socially compatible.

1526
01:05:30,494 --> 01:05:31,826
- Hm? No, it doesn't help.

1527
01:05:33,797 --> 01:05:36,932
- (grunts) I was treated amazing.

1528
01:05:36,967 --> 01:05:37,832
I ran away

1529
01:05:39,336 --> 01:05:40,535
to this.

1530
01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:41,603
I wanna go home.

1531
01:05:41,638 --> 01:05:42,437
- Hey, hey, hey!

1532
01:05:42,472 --> 01:05:43,872
Be cool.

1533
01:05:43,907 --> 01:05:45,607
Can't just go home.

1534
01:05:45,642 --> 01:05:47,208
We have to go on our terms.

1535
01:05:47,244 --> 01:05:48,043
- Really?

1536
01:05:48,078 --> 01:05:49,611
Do we?

1537
01:05:49,646 --> 01:05:51,079
'Cause after smelling your feet,

1538
01:05:51,114 --> 01:05:53,181
I think you should beg Jillian to take you back.

1539
01:05:55,819 --> 01:05:57,953
- You may not have any dignity, but I do.

1540
01:05:59,957 --> 01:06:01,456
- You can hold onto your dignity.

1541
01:06:01,491 --> 01:06:04,059
I'm going home to my wife and telling her I'm sorry.

1542
01:06:04,094 --> 01:06:05,593
- [Justin] What are you sorry for?

1543
01:06:05,629 --> 01:06:06,561
- Doesn't matter.

1544
01:06:15,973 --> 01:06:16,771
Hey, babe.

1545
01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:21,276
Look so pretty

1546
01:06:22,379 --> 01:06:24,980
reading your little book. (laughs)

1547
01:06:25,015 --> 01:06:25,880
Love you.

1548
01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:31,086
I'm sorry.

1549
01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:33,888
and I don't ever wanna leave.

1550
01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:37,425
(giggles)

1551
01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:38,259
(sighs)

1552
01:06:38,295 --> 01:06:40,095
- Welcome home. (sighs)

1553
01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:42,931
Mm. (smooches)

1554
01:06:42,966 --> 01:06:45,367
- You're gonna have to get them back together.

1555
01:06:45,402 --> 01:06:47,969
He's not as domesticated as I am.

1556
01:06:48,005 --> 01:06:50,905
(melancholy music)

1557
01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:17,799
(gentle acoustic guitar music)

1558
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:26,541
♪ Oh how I love

1559
01:07:26,576 --> 01:07:31,012
♪ How the sun lays upon us

1560
01:07:31,048 --> 01:07:36,051
♪ Staining the inches of skin

1561
01:07:38,789 --> 01:07:41,990
♪ Oh, says the clouds

1562
01:07:42,025 --> 01:07:45,660
♪ As they whisper above us

1563
01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:47,796
♪ Oh, what a life it's been

1564
01:07:47,898 --> 01:07:49,831
- (sighs) There you are.

1565
01:07:49,866 --> 01:07:51,266
- [Jillian] Boundaries, Mom!

1566
01:07:51,301 --> 01:07:53,001
- You gave me a key.

1567
01:07:53,036 --> 01:07:55,003
- [Jillian] Yes, for emergencies.

1568
01:07:55,038 --> 01:07:57,605
- Well, you haven't answered the phone in days.

1569
01:07:57,641 --> 01:07:59,674
- Well, I've been busy.

1570
01:07:59,709 --> 01:08:00,675
- You look busy.

1571
01:08:03,213 --> 01:08:08,049
- (sighs) Things haven't been turning out the way I planned.

1572
01:08:08,085 --> 01:08:09,184
What's wrong with me?

1573
01:08:09,219 --> 01:08:11,052
- Nothing's wrong with you.

1574
01:08:11,088 --> 01:08:13,254
I thought things were going so well.

1575
01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:15,190
- [Jillian] Well, it was

1576
01:08:15,225 --> 01:08:16,357
until it wasn't.

1577
01:08:16,393 --> 01:08:18,026
- [Mona] So fix it.

1578
01:08:18,061 --> 01:08:19,327
- I think it's too late.

1579
01:08:21,631 --> 01:08:23,698
- Have you forgotten people come to you

1580
01:08:23,733 --> 01:08:26,734
for advice about relationships?

1581
01:08:26,770 --> 01:08:29,737
People all over the world read your books about them.

1582
01:08:31,408 --> 01:08:32,373
- [Jillian] I can't imagine why.

1583
01:08:32,409 --> 01:08:34,542
I mean, my own husband won't even talk to me.

1584
01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:36,511
- What, you're gonna let that stop you?

1585
01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:39,814
- I don't know, maybe you were right.

1586
01:08:39,850 --> 01:08:41,649
Maybe I don't need anyone.

1587
01:08:41,685 --> 01:08:42,550
I've got Henry.

1588
01:08:44,588 --> 01:08:46,054
- Why would you listen to me?

1589
01:08:46,089 --> 01:08:47,255
What do I know?

1590
01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:51,392
I just didn't want you to make the same mistakes I did.

1591
01:08:51,428 --> 01:08:53,394
You have to make your own mistakes.

1592
01:08:55,198 --> 01:08:58,099
- Okay, where's my mother, and what have you done with her?

1593
01:08:59,102 --> 01:09:02,237
- Well, I've been doing a bit of soul-searching.

1594
01:09:02,272 --> 01:09:03,771
I realized what I don't have.

1595
01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:07,375
We all want the ever-after,

1596
01:09:10,981 --> 01:09:12,747
People can change.

1597
01:09:12,782 --> 01:09:15,283
You wouldn't do what you do if you didn't believe that.

1598
01:09:17,687 --> 01:09:19,454
- This isn't coming off.

1599
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:20,755
What are we gonna do?

1600
01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:22,323
- It's been on for like an hour now.

1601
01:09:22,359 --> 01:09:24,259
- You're gonna need the sandblaster.

1602
01:09:24,294 --> 01:09:27,829
- Probably. (laughs)

1603
01:09:27,864 --> 01:09:28,663
(sneezes)

1604
01:09:28,698 --> 01:09:30,798
(sniffles)

1605
01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:31,666
- Thank you.

1606
01:09:37,307 --> 01:09:40,275
- You did it! (laughs)

1607
01:09:40,310 --> 01:09:42,510
You have no idea how happy I am.

1608
01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:44,279
For you.

1609
01:09:44,314 --> 01:09:45,313
I'm, I'm

1610
01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:46,314
I'm happy for you.

1611
01:09:52,055 --> 01:09:53,521
Henry, up.

1612
01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:54,556
Henry, stand.

1613
01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:56,925
Henry, stand.

1614
01:09:58,395 --> 01:10:00,929
Well, I guess he's not feeling it today.

1615
01:10:00,964 --> 01:10:02,931
- Well, this might be a good time to tell you

1616
01:10:02,966 --> 01:10:05,266
that we found a family for Henry.

1617
01:10:05,302 --> 01:10:06,634
They're gonna move into a house

1618
01:10:06,670 --> 01:10:08,870
with a fence and a big backyard.

1619
01:10:08,905 --> 01:10:10,872
I mean, I know that you only wanted to keep him

1620
01:10:10,907 --> 01:10:12,507
until he found a home, so...

1621
01:10:13,410 --> 01:10:14,742
- Well, they can't have him.

1622
01:10:14,778 --> 01:10:15,743
I'm gonna keep him.

1623
01:10:16,346 --> 01:10:17,912
- [Nicole] Well, I already promised him to them.

1624
01:10:17,948 --> 01:10:18,713
- Well, I don't care.

1625
01:10:18,748 --> 01:10:19,547
I mean, he's mine.

1626
01:10:19,583 --> 01:10:20,882
I trained him.

1627
01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:22,450
- Jill, it's not a big deal.

1628
01:10:22,485 --> 01:10:24,552
We'll get another one that looks just like him,

1629
01:10:24,588 --> 01:10:25,820
and I'll help you train him,

1630
01:10:25,855 --> 01:10:27,388
and honestly, it'll probably be better.

1631
01:10:27,424 --> 01:10:28,556
You can call him whatever you want:

1632
01:10:28,592 --> 01:10:30,225
George, Henry, Charles, who cares?

1633
01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:32,427
- No, you can't replace him.

1634
01:10:32,462 --> 01:10:34,229
It's not, It's not that easy.

1635
01:10:34,264 --> 01:10:35,263
It wouldn't be the same.

1636
01:10:35,298 --> 01:10:36,564
Look, just tell them that

1637
01:10:37,767 --> 01:10:38,967
to get another dog.

1638
01:10:39,002 --> 01:10:40,935
Okay, I'll pay them whatever they want.

1639
01:10:40,971 --> 01:10:42,270
Look, they don't know him.

1640
01:10:42,305 --> 01:10:44,906
They wouldn't even know what he likes.

1641
01:10:44,941 --> 01:10:46,407
- And you'd do anything to keep him?

1642
01:10:46,977 --> 01:10:47,976
(gently urgent music)

1643
01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:49,143
I gotta go.

1644
01:10:49,179 --> 01:10:50,078
Henry, come on.

1645
01:10:50,113 --> 01:10:50,912
Come on.

1646
01:10:50,947 --> 01:10:52,080
Henry, come on.

1647
01:10:52,115 --> 01:10:53,915
Henry, let's go. (smooches)

1648
01:10:53,950 --> 01:10:54,949
Let's go.

1649
01:10:54,985 --> 01:10:56,117
Okay, okay fine.

1650
01:10:56,152 --> 01:10:57,085
You know what?

1651
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:57,919
I'll, I'll,

1652
01:10:57,954 --> 01:10:59,254
I'll do the running.

1653
01:10:59,289 --> 01:11:00,488
- Patio Bistro.

1654
01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:07,462
(music becomes more intense)

1655
01:11:27,517 --> 01:11:30,184
(bike clatters)

1656
01:12:01,518 --> 01:12:03,551
(pants)

1657
01:12:03,586 --> 01:12:04,652
- Let's go home.

1658
01:12:04,688 --> 01:12:07,322
(puppy barking)

1659
01:12:07,357 --> 01:12:08,389
Come on.

1660
01:12:08,425 --> 01:12:09,223
Henry!

1661
01:12:09,259 --> 01:12:10,124
Henry!

1662
01:12:22,372 --> 01:12:25,540
- I'm sorry, can you give us a moment?

1663
01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:28,576
This isn't a good time.

1664
01:12:28,611 --> 01:12:30,511
- [Jillian] You can't not talk to me forever.

1665
01:12:31,815 --> 01:12:34,349
- Okay, why did you come down here?

1666
01:12:34,384 --> 01:12:35,950
- I wanna explain.

1667
01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:38,720
- And why were you treating me like a dog?

1668
01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:39,887
- What do you mean?

1669
01:12:39,923 --> 01:12:41,389
Giving you positive reinforcement?

1670
01:12:41,424 --> 01:12:43,858
I mean, spending time with you, baking you cookies?

1671
01:12:43,893 --> 01:12:44,726
- Exactly.

1672
01:12:45,762 --> 01:12:46,694
- It was Nicole.

1673
01:12:49,499 --> 01:12:50,598
- Still blaming other people.

1674
01:12:50,633 --> 01:12:51,532
- Justin, wait.

1675
01:12:54,571 --> 01:12:56,304
- [Justin] Okay, um, thank you so much.

1676
01:12:56,339 --> 01:12:57,372
- Oh yeah, no problem.

1677
01:12:57,407 --> 01:12:58,206
- I'll speak to you soon.

1678
01:12:58,241 --> 01:12:59,040
- Yeah, we'll talk soon.

1679
01:12:59,075 --> 01:13:00,742
- All right, thanks.

1680
01:13:05,515 --> 01:13:06,948
- She seems nice.

1681
01:13:06,983 --> 01:13:07,782
- She is.

1682
01:13:07,817 --> 01:13:08,616
Are we done?

1683
01:13:08,651 --> 01:13:09,317
- Almost.

1684
01:13:09,352 --> 01:13:12,387
Look, I want you to know I...

1685
01:13:12,422 --> 01:13:14,889
(gentle poignant music)

1686
01:13:14,924 --> 01:13:17,792
You weren't the one that was being trained.

1687
01:13:17,827 --> 01:13:18,626
It was me.

1688
01:13:21,664 --> 01:13:23,831
- I never asked you to change.

1689
01:13:23,867 --> 01:13:24,732
- I just

1690
01:13:24,768 --> 01:13:26,234
I had

1691
01:13:26,269 --> 01:13:28,970
I had this fantasy of what I thought I needed, and--

1692
01:13:29,005 --> 01:13:30,138
- And I wasn't it.

1693
01:13:35,445 --> 01:13:37,311
- It might be too late,

1694
01:13:40,049 --> 01:13:41,315
but I choose you.

1695
01:13:43,186 --> 01:13:47,722
If I had to do it all over again, I'd choose you.

1696
01:13:49,526 --> 01:13:51,392
You're the one I want.

1697
01:13:54,798 --> 01:13:57,732
- Susan was offering me a job in the legal department.

1698
01:14:03,339 --> 01:14:04,439
You were jealous?

1699
01:14:11,481 --> 01:14:13,147
There's no one I'd rather be with.

1700
01:14:15,385 --> 01:14:18,352
My life is better with you than without you,

1701
01:14:19,055 --> 01:14:20,588
even as a dog.

1702
01:14:21,758 --> 01:14:23,691
I promise I won't leave you again.

1703
01:14:39,242 --> 01:14:40,508
So your second husband?

1704
01:14:41,845 --> 01:14:42,443
- Yeah?

1705
01:14:42,512 --> 01:14:43,511
- What would he look like?

1706
01:14:43,847 --> 01:14:45,246
- Well, he's very handsome.

1707
01:14:45,281 --> 01:14:46,180
- Oh yeah.

1708
01:14:46,216 --> 01:14:47,882
- And he hardly wears a tie.

1709
01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:49,517
- Oh, in that case.

1710
01:14:52,555 --> 01:14:54,388
What about a jacket?

1711
01:14:54,424 --> 01:14:55,289
- A,

1712
01:14:55,925 --> 01:14:56,991
meh.

1713
01:14:57,894 --> 01:14:59,861
- 'S what I thought.

1714
01:15:02,632 --> 01:15:05,833
Just to get one thing straight.

1715
01:15:05,869 --> 01:15:06,701
- What?

1716
01:15:08,104 --> 01:15:10,838
We calling him George, or we calling him Henry?

1717
01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:12,940
(puppy yipping)

1718
01:15:12,976 --> 01:15:14,075
- Henry.

1719
01:15:14,110 --> 01:15:14,675
(bouncy music)

1720
01:15:15,078 --> 01:15:17,178
- I'm so excited to have her back in studio.

1721
01:15:17,213 --> 01:15:19,680
It's Jillian James, and her new book is called

1722
01:15:19,716 --> 01:15:23,017
How to Pick Your Second Husband, get this, First. (laughs)

1723
01:15:23,052 --> 01:15:24,519
Jillian, thank you, and you know what?

1724
01:15:24,554 --> 01:15:26,287
I'm excite to hear, how did you come up with this?

1725
01:15:26,322 --> 01:15:27,522
- Well, if you read the first one,

1726
01:15:27,557 --> 01:15:29,023
this is all-new material

1727
01:15:29,058 --> 01:15:31,726
I found through a personal experience,

1728
01:15:31,761 --> 01:15:33,861
and I can't wait to share it with my readers.

1729
01:15:33,897 --> 01:15:34,762
- You blew my mind.

1730
01:15:34,998 --> 01:15:36,898
I did read your first book, and I will tell you,

1731
01:15:36,933 --> 01:15:39,133
what's in here, this book is gonna change people's lives.

1732
01:15:39,168 --> 01:15:39,967
Am I right?

1733
01:15:40,003 --> 01:15:40,868
- That's the idea.

1734
01:15:40,904 --> 01:15:42,036
It's not always about who you choose,

1735
01:15:42,071 --> 01:15:42,970
so choosing someone new

1736
01:15:43,006 --> 01:15:45,540
isn't necessarily gonna be the best answer.

1737
01:15:45,575 --> 01:15:46,474
- Well, but in your previous book,

1738
01:15:46,509 --> 01:15:48,242
you did say that women are often smarter

1739
01:15:48,278 --> 01:15:49,877
when they're picking their second husband.

1740
01:15:49,913 --> 01:15:50,711
True/not true?

1741
01:15:50,747 --> 01:15:51,979
- Uh, it might be true,

1742
01:15:52,015 --> 01:15:53,781
and if we treated our first husbands

1743
01:15:53,816 --> 01:15:54,749
the way we would treat our second,

1744
01:15:54,784 --> 01:15:56,918
and decided to hold on through the bumps,

1745
01:15:56,953 --> 01:15:59,153
it might just be the best decision for a lot of us.

1746
01:15:59,188 --> 01:16:00,821
- Well, for so many considering divorce,

1747
01:16:00,857 --> 01:16:02,890
I'll tell you what, that might sting a little bit.

1748
01:16:02,926 --> 01:16:04,759
- Mm, I know, but

1749
01:16:04,794 --> 01:16:05,993
the truth always does.

1750
01:16:06,029 --> 01:16:07,261
- Jillian, thank you so much for being here,

1751
01:16:07,297 --> 01:16:08,496
and I can't wait to see what's next for you.

1752
01:16:08,531 --> 01:16:09,297
- Ah, thank you so much for having me.

1753
01:16:09,332 --> 01:16:10,731
- Oh, you were great.

1754
01:16:10,767 --> 01:16:13,467
(lighthearted acoustic music)

1755
01:16:13,503 --> 01:16:14,735
- [Aaron] Everything's exactly the same.

1756
01:16:14,771 --> 01:16:15,736
- No, it's not.

1757
01:16:16,873 --> 01:16:18,072
We have three kids.

1758
01:16:18,107 --> 01:16:19,240
- Oh. (inhales)

1759
01:16:19,275 --> 01:16:21,008
It's entirely different. (laughs)

1760
01:16:21,044 --> 01:16:22,243
You think dogs have it good?

1761
01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:23,210
Wait until you have kids.

1762
01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:25,613
You get moved to the bottom of the ladder.

1763
01:16:25,648 --> 01:16:26,747
The kids,

1764
01:16:26,783 --> 01:16:27,815
the dogs,

1765
01:16:27,850 --> 01:16:28,783
and me.

1766
01:16:28,818 --> 01:16:29,984
- Nobody cares that you're on the bottom.

1767
01:16:30,019 --> 01:16:31,218
All they wanna know about

1768
01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:34,922
is whether I gave away Jillian and Justin's beloved Henry.

1769
01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:35,756
- Did you?

1770
01:16:35,792 --> 01:16:36,591
- No!

1771
01:16:36,626 --> 01:16:37,525
There were no owners.

1772
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:38,693
I made it up. (giggles)

1773
01:16:38,728 --> 01:16:40,261
- You're awful.

1774
01:16:40,296 --> 01:16:41,929
- I got them back together.

1775
01:16:41,965 --> 01:16:42,930
- That's right.

1776
01:16:42,966 --> 01:16:43,764
- Uh-huh.

1777
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:44,799
- Aw. - Mm.

1778
01:16:44,834 --> 01:16:45,766
(smooches)

1779
01:16:45,802 --> 01:16:46,467
(giggles)

1780
01:16:46,502 --> 01:16:48,769
- So we've expanded our family.

1781
01:16:48,805 --> 01:16:51,305
- And Jill's using puppy therapy in her sessions now.

1782
01:16:51,341 --> 01:16:52,506
- Yes, these little guys

1783
01:16:52,542 --> 01:16:54,141
help us focus on the relevant issues,

1784
01:16:54,177 --> 01:16:55,476
rather than fear or anger.

1785
01:16:55,511 --> 01:16:57,612
- (laughs) And Jill even comes with me

1786
01:16:57,647 --> 01:17:00,448
a couple times a year on my expeditions.

1787
01:17:00,483 --> 01:17:02,783
It's always an adventure.

1788
01:17:02,819 --> 01:17:04,385
I taught her how to jump once in a while,

1789
01:17:04,420 --> 01:17:07,221
and she taught me how to stay.

1790
01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:08,022
- Okay, stop.

1791
01:17:08,057 --> 01:17:09,223
That's not funny.

1792
01:17:09,258 --> 01:17:11,025
- (laughs) It's funny, come on now.

1793
01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:13,394
Aw.